This next weird sex toy was a heavily featured product at the store, clearly a very popular item. It’s a clear plastic funnel meant to be inserted into someone’s ass, and it comes with a little flashlight to shine inside the ass, and, well, look around. Ya know, see what’s going on in the ol’ anal cavity. Here’s the sign with the product itself down below:
Yes, behold the butt funnel. There was a sign next to it which said, “This is truly amazing! See the things which you have never seen before!” You know, you’re right, I have seen a lot of things, but never the inside of someone’s rectum. And is that really such a bad thing? Is that something I need to see? I’m not sure, but I bought the funnel, so the option is always there. That’s one of those things that, if you really wanted to look inside a girl’s ass via the butt funnel, how do you bring that up? “Hey, baby, so, I was thinking… Uh… You know, I just love you so much, and I want to see all sides of you… You know, from the inside out… so, you know, I was thinking it would be really romantic if I, you know, spread your asshole open with a plastic funnel and shined a flashlight inside your gaping rectum. Would you like that, baby?”
I like how they used the little cartoon woman with the nervous look on her face for good measure. I wonder if it includes a little instruction book manga showing the proper way to use it.
Mark my words: This sick lil’ gizmo will be used in “H”-doujinshis and Japanese AVs to come. Hell, I wouldn’t be suprised if J-list stocked up on these soon(Assuming they haven’t already).
I think this would also make a good proctology tool.
This of the few recent strangler threads I’ve seen, they have all had something do with anal penetration of some sort. I’m led to understand that it is a reoccuring theme in strangler’s posts. Somebody should track this fellow down and somehow make him unable to post here any further.
For some odd reason I just don’t feel very compelled to go to that site. I came across it on a site similar to ebaums but more deviant. I’ll never understand the extent some people will go to for sexual shock.
