We can all always learn smthg new,

I would understand chuck soreness if you explain it. Thats like punks saying"you don’t know me and where im from cuz". “actually we went to school together, and yes I do know you”. Your right Mr. Brown my dad died when I was young. To young to care. Iraq just recently brought me, my mom and the rest of the family together. I guess they were scared for me. HUH? No No bladedropper but, my sister is attractive and if we wern’t related we would be dating. Sochin101. What does that mean? Question?

Where do you train MMA? Though it is large (and rapidly growing), the MMA community is rather tightly knit and it’s very likely that one or more of us knows your coach personally.

I’m very interested in your 30-2 fight record. Would you please provide a link to your profile on www.sherdog.com or www.fcfighter.com?

Are you pretty? Much? Bladesniper.

… and you are sharing this with me specifically because…?

my sister is attractive and if we wern’t related we would be dating

:iamwithst

Wow. Have you two, like, discussed this?

I never said you were dating, just that your sister was also your daughter. Thats how I know your mommy loves you very much. Though if you’re thinking of dating her, I suppose mommy would approve of a threesome.

I train in my house and various places outside. I’m not as muscular as you but, strong. My MMA started when I was about 16 by an individual I claim as my Leader and Shogun. I’ll kill for. Man of much knowledge. Unfortunently, he as lost interest in fighting arts as a life style and is more into peace. Something he is currently teaching me. My records comes from a collection of street fights and undocumented backyard fights w/ other martial artist in the area. One of the loses is from a cracked up boxer and he won. At night. The next morning he ahd two broken jaws and 4 fractured ribs and a fractured knee cap. The other is someone I go against and he almost never loses. I like fighting and Irish version of Jet-Li. All our fights are draws and my loss. When you have a 6’2 220lbs. martial artists thats good coming at you it’s pretty hard to stop. Especially, an aggressor like that. I’m defensive reactive.

If you were waived for a knee injury then it wasn’t as serious as you let on. Even with the more relaxed recruiting standards now it’s tough to get any serious knee injury waived. They have never relaxed on that. Hell I was discharged for knee injuries and even though I was doing my 1.5 (navy) in the high 7’s to low 8’s they still gave me the boot. Produce proof or stop bitching.

I see why now they call you feather and lightwing. Kobudo, whoever that is asked. If hes serious or not I am. How could my sister possibly be my daughter? No way. Thats some Jerry Springer Lightweight shit. Yes, I do beleive my mom loves me ver y much and you know what? I love her 2. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. My knee was very serious, I copmletely destroyed my ACL as in not their no more. I walked around for 6 MONTHS w/ bone on bone due to the lavish life of a poor family at the time. I’m different when it comes to proof. I only do it in person and on the spot. No time for ambushes. I mislead so I survive.

So then you began training “MMA” before the first UFC was ever produced and long before the term MMA was in usage. What did your Leader originally call your style?

Ah, so you don’t have a fight record.

My mistake…

30-2 with a varifiable record makes you a walking badass…
30-2 with no proof makes you a walking bullshit artist…

The only way you would have made it through MEPS with a knee as bad as you claim would have been to lie about it. So I’d stick with the “I mislead in order to survive” modus operandi. Because sooner or later, sooner with as rigorous as you claim your training regiment to be, you are going to fuck your knee up again and there’s no hiding it after that. But as it stands here you sound 90% shit, 10% corn and 100% flushable…

This is for big sdave. He cosidered it freestyle fighting. A mix of street fight,w/ kickboxing/some Mui Thay/Kung FU/ basic TKD and Karate. Ninjitsu was in colaberation of so called dirty fighting and weapons. I don’t watch UFC much but, I am aware of it and certain fighters in it. I like Tank Abbot. I always beleived in MMA when I actually shut up and listened to the man Bruce about his ideas and beliefs. No mistake. Our mistake. I do have a record but, nothing documetated. My fights where a mix of street fights set in place, random, and various bouts against knuckle heads who thought only one way. My two loss was against a crack head and the other a good friend of mine.

I think the crack head actually killed you and took over your identity

I have 3 items to add to the conversation

  1. Gary
  2. A.
  3. Brewer

Okay dodo love. Your turn. 30-2. Yes. It might be 31-2 or 30-2 bubba. maybe even 29-2. I do know the wins are above 25. Now thats some good fing dodo. We don’t call points. Give up or taps. No points no record. I trained hard like the rest so I achieved. Anyways dodo, where did you come from? I don’t claim anything especially a badass. There a fellow martial artits better skilled than I am for a fact. I live my life and this is my way. Have you found yours. MEPS was easy. The recruiters waved my medical. No. I’m very careful w/ my knee. Injury or not it hurts to get kicked in the knee. I take care of my body. I bet you like dodo.

No. We both almost died. I beat me for about I think my bro. said 5-6mins. No phase. He broke my nose. I laughed. It hurt. I was tossed my sword and chop chop. I ended up with a broken nose. He won until the drug wore off. The next day he looked like dodo. Two broken jaws and 4 fractured ribs. He was bigger than me a quit a good boxer. The drug rendered him in the end. The blade was about the only wat to stop him in that state. Ask a police officer. They are that strong. It ended up in a pointless drive by shooting and him and his click going to jail. Gary A. Brewer cry baby? Who is that?

So now your a death match fighter… this get’s better and better.

As to where I came from… My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that one out.

Keep writting though. A little comedy always brightens my day.

Where’s Waldo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZcoxVrOag

Am I gonna burn in hell for laughing at that???

Start making sense dammit I COMMAND YOU!!!

**** waves hands in the air and yells SHIM SHALA BIM!!! *****

two words…

  1. CRACK
  2. HEAD

I think that covers it…