warriors of stillness *Wrong forum to begin with, Trollshido material now - GG

has anyone read this marital art series call "Warriors of Stillness"by Jan Diepersloot.

the series of book is about meditation of chinese martial arts focusing on taichi for the first book and xingyi/bagua for the second but also covers general chinese martial arts.

if so give me some feedback,

standstill

One time, when I was walking home from school, this maniac jumped out and attacked me with Tai Chi.

It took like seven hours for him to kick my ass and take my money.

What does the third book teach?

Someone made a flash cartoon with that joke

“I got mugged by a Taichi gang… It took them 15 minutes to get my wallet.”

He must have travelled forward in time to steal it from me.

I tried for like five minutes to work a good fart joke into this premise… but I have failed. I have failed you in your time of need, and I am sorry. Therefore I am saddened to announce my resignation from this office of great power in which you have placed me. I thank you for your support and your confidence, but I fear that that confidence has been misplaced. I hope that, together, as a nation, we can find a decent fart joke to make here, in this thread. Thank you, and god bless you.

Entirely possible.