http://www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com/
I found this while surfing somethingawful.com.
Homemade B-movie… or another fucked-up internet fetish? You be the judge.
And yes, I did deliberately post this on trollshido.
Nice find, you freak.
All it needs now is ninjas.
Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers - there is nothing bad in that phrase at all. It’s one of those few things that actually get more bad ass as you read it from left to right.
Vampires - they kick ass, they can’t be blamed for goths. -> Lesbian - The epitome of non tentacled sexual fantasy. If one naked hot chick is good two is better. Bonus they’re bumping donuts -> Kickboxers - Safe to assume they can kick ass.
Clearly there needs to be more lesbian and less vampire and kickboxer.
I watched the trailer and have to agree. Actually, there wasn’t enough of kickboxing either, although what there was of it was, um, less-than-convincing.
I liked the guy 1 m,nute 14 seconds into the trailer, who just wanders off. Very dramatic.