Seriously, vampires and werewolves fighting in the ring would be soooooo cool but it would never happen. I know one guy who’s like a totally real vampire but he says I can’t tell anybody because people couldn’t handle knowing the truth about them.
Oh please, they’d get their asses kicked and balls licked by my fae-fave Thornwic!
[quote=Rivington;2092670]Oh please, they’d get their asses kicked and balls licked by my fae-fave Thornwic!
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I want that coat… srsly.
I’m starring at that fay’s bulge.
And now, so are you.
Hate you.
I’m not talking about stupid comic shit man, I mean REAL vampires. It’s not like in ghay movies like twilight and the ann rice crap, they exist for real. But nobody knows they’re there except a few people like me. It’s scary sometimes because he says they usually kill people who know they exists but my vampire friend says he protects me because I’m his friend.
Werewolves are real to, but I haven’t seen one yet. They totally rip people to shreds and eat flesh, it’s disgusting. They’re like rapid dogs and need to be put down.
It’s not just comics, it’s GRAPHIC NOVELS and many of them are autobiographical!
What do you mean no vampire and wearwolves in MMA. Andrew Arlovski is a werewolf and Dana White is a vampire - srsly
[quote=TEA;2092971]What do you mean no vampire and wearwolves in MMA. Andrew Arlovski is a werewolf and Dana White is a vampire - srsly
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srly ok, no. therez no way hes real, vampire council would never let him show his teeth in public like that, its against the rulez. hes just another poser wanabe like all those twilite kids.
Karo Perusion is a vampire. Just look how much he sucks.K?.lolkbye!!1!ONE!
That’s a pic of Arlovski trying to stop the change. As a lycanthrope, he automatically starts to transform when exposed to moonlight or the smell of blood. If you watch the replays of some of his fights, you can actually see the hair on his back get thicker once his opponents start to bleed. He has a mouthpiece that looks like it has fake vampire teeth to hide his canines once they start to grow.
True, Dana doesn’t actually fight MMA, but he sucks the blood out of the UFC fighters, that’s for sure.
OMG! U suck. Karo’s hot. And he’s like from Ameniastan, which is right next to Romania, which is totally in Transylvania where Dracula is absolutely from. Duh.
So, like Karo totally could be a vampire.
He just doesn’t sparkle like Edward.
real vamps dont sparkle, dats stupid twilite shit.
and dat guys not a werewolf, looser :angry4:
He sooo is. Your just h8n
no, if he was real vamps would hunt him down and killed him like a dog. theres no way a real werewolf would be in pubic like dat.
duh
[quote=rw4th;2093043]real vamps dont sparkle, dats stupid twilite shit.
and dat guys not a werewolf, looser :angry4:[/quote]
uhhhhhhhnhhhhh! So, you want your vampires to die from silver and garlic and sunlight and running water and crucifixes?
Edward can wear silver, cook garlic and he looks thoughtful in a preppy way.
He’s also sensitive, but in a manly way.
Like Ian G.R.
It was today I learned that Twillight vampires fucking sparkle instead of combusting when exposed to sunlight.
Fuck you, Twillight.
[quote=sochin101;2093056]uhhhhhhhnhhhhh! So, you want your vampires to die from silver and garlic and sunlight and running water and crucifixes?
Edward can wear silver, cook garlic and he looks thoughtful in a preppy way.
He’s also sensitive, but in a manly way.
Like Ian G.R.[/quote]
stoopid people here just dont get it about vampires. i could be in trouble just for saying this stuff but my friend says he protects me. real vampires don’t care about crucifixes, silver, holy water of any of that dracula stuff. they can go outside during the day and look like you and me. they are just a lot stronger and regenerate like hugh jackman and they drink blood like obama and other politicians.
edward is a fag, the only blood he drinks get gets from biting on a cock.
[quote=Ian G.R.;2093057]It was today I learned that Twillight vampires fucking sparkle instead of combusting when exposed to sunlight.
Fuck you, Twillight.[/quote]
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legions of vapid teen girls and fey emo boys are currently thinking about taking you to task for that comment…
Luckily, they decided to blog/cut/visit Bridgend instead.
Hugh Jackman’s dreamy, isn’t he?
Edward is a fag, the only blood he drinks get gets from biting on a cock.
He’s sensitive! I hope he doesn’t read this thread!