I just got a reminder email from my …DENTIST that i have an appointment next monday.
I totally forgot.
My dentist is a sadistic asshole who always hurts me when i visit him.
Now i always like to share my feelings and i was wondering if anyone had good techniques i can apply on him while sitting in a dentist chair?!
triangle?
help me out here you guiz or i just might skip my check up…
Bite off his fingers and claim it was a muscle spasm.
Just grab his junk, like you do with all your customers and look him “straight” in the eyes : We don’t want to hurt each other right?
Problem solved
Or, don’t go to the dentist and look like Austin Powers for the rest of your life.
Nobody said that having good teeth isn’t painless.
Brush your teeth once in a while and it won’t hurt so much.
I don’t know but my dentist shoots me up with the triple amount of what ever he has in that injection needle that makes my mouth feel so funny, because last time he tried to do with out it I literally ripped the fucking armrest of that chair. That said, I hate dentists from the bottom of my heart.
Gargle with baking soda and peroxide…be sure not to swallow it.
Floss regularly. Clean the mouthpiece up if you box or kickbox, lebell.
Have fun at the dentist!
Be a man? My two fillings were done sans anesthetic.
Or brush/floss nightly? How people can stand having dogshit breath is beyond me.
You think you have it bad, two hours in the dentist chair?
Once you finish there you can leave and you won’t have to even think about it again until the next reminder. He on the other hand is stuck. Day in day out, avoiding triangles from patients while secretly hoping one of the techniques sticks and ends his suffering of being a dentist for the remainder of his incredibly stress-full, unappreciated career.
Lebell has feelings? Nerve endings maybe, but real crying during “old yeller” feelings?
see there are other issues causing you to visit the dentist and him doing some work, I for instance grind my teeth during sleep, when I am under stress, I have chipped my teeth and other stuff.
Oh and I brush my teeth in the morning and the evening and floss minimum twice a day so no stinky breath for me.
I’ve always pictured lebell as being a dirty dutchman, so it naturally followed that his problem was hygiene oriented.
I get most of my work done by nice, pretty dental assistants. I like the mean ones
Just keep in mind how much better it is going to your dentist to get your teeth worked on instead of your proctologist.
Are you saying Lebell has his head up his ass?
you idiot, im not going to the dentist because i have problems with my teeth, its just one of those periodical check ups.
twice a year.
im almost 29 and so far ive had one cavity.
so much for your theory eh?
apology accepted, dont worry about it. ;-p
PRO TIP!:
Lebell, you need not remove your pants at the dentist’s office.
If he tells you otherwise, he’s lying.
Avoiding Dental Problems 101: get 'em all pulled and consume nutrients through a straw for the rest of your days.
PRO TIP!:
Lebell, your dentist doesn’t have a “special protein rinse” that will strengthen your teeth.
If he tells you otherwise, he’s lying.