New thread because it’s a new topic. I was contacted by the casting company and submitted a home audition video. I’m not on the show yet, but I was cool enough to make it onto their list of potential candidates and submit a ten minute video about myself. Now, I need SERIOUS help. The producers just sent out this notice:
Production for the second season of “The Pick Up Artist” has been moved up, so we’ve had to make some changes to the round information for the remainder of the onling casting cycle. Here’s the new information:
Round 1 will end on May 4
Round 2 will now be from May 5 to May 7
Round 3 will now be from May 8 to May 10
I have less than a week to make it into the top twenty! I need serious votes, if any mod could frontpage me or ask Phrost if he would frontpage me, I’d be grateful. I have finals all this week and am screwed for being able to campaign. Deal still stands, if I get on the show, Bullshido gets free t-shirt for advertisement on a 2 million viewer show.
Vote, tell your friends to vote, and help me out. Look at the top left corner for the “Vote for me” icon. Click it, input the code, and that’s it. It won’t say anything if you do it right, if you retry, then it will tell you that it only takes a vote once every 24 hours. Help me achieve my rightful quest to win the Ultimate Fighter, er… win the Pick-up Artist Audition!
Well, if you don’t make it onto the show, you can always come by my place and I’ll show you how I pick up teenage runaways with the promise of food and meth.
Something about luring in teenagers with the promise of meth makes me not want to visit your place anytime soon. I don’t want to be on a forensics show.
I got a phone call saying that I was out of the show. I made it to the final cut with the producers, who asked if they could keep my information on file and contact me about other reality shows they produce. Sure, why not?
I did get something out of it though. One of the finalists Mike Stoute has a friend that runs a seduction website. They want me to hang out with them in the Dominican Republic and do some PUA work with them, for free. I also got a fan out of the deal, click on the attachments. NSFW.
Yeah, I noticed that after I posted the images. Can you add an NSFW tag to the main title? Should have done that from the beginning, then people would have been voting for me.
I cant make anything out of that B&W picture…is it a picture of a landmine victims leg after surgery? Take that guys deal, mainly because you wont need to be no goddamn “pick up artist” in the Dominican Republic, so go there, and fuck them white cock loving whores of the south.
She’s the nicest fan I ever had. I’m still friends with one of my fans, who used to send me pictures of her and her friends taking bubble baths. She’s married now, so those pictures are gone…
I had one cult that was after me when I posted on religious message boards. I would get the occasional nude picture or some girl wanting to have sex with me, but there was a group of Christians that had come to the conclusion I was some sort of messiah. I got offered one of the girls in the camp as my wife. That was followed by a long talk about the long and narrow road. I gave them the reply of:
“Well, what if we’re on that long and narrow road… and I turn to look at you. And I think, “Jesus this woman is hideous!” Then I won’t be able to run away because we’re on that long and narrow road that winds a lot. I want that wide and straight road so if I want to ditch you I can push you down into a gulley and run for cover.”
She didn’t really like that response. Should have kept some of my fan pictures from those days, there were some great ones.