My tournament has been completed and it was videotaped. A buddy of mine is in the process of downloading it on his mp3 player, which has 60 gigs hard drive space, to be transferred on my other buddy’s computer to be edited(to take out all the times I said “is it recording?”), and then it will be ready to be transferred onto this website and this very board. Now, the only thing I need from you people is the knowledge that you won’t use me as your avatar and how I’m gonna get it on this website.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(that’s my laugh in anticipation of how funny this will be).
until I can successfully get this video onto this website, enjoy this information.
The video, in it’s current state, is 15 minutes long.
This video blows. It’s a whole bunch of schoolfights.
I won my own tourny by disqualification.
3 of the fighters won by their opponent giving up before the fight got serious, including me.
The fight at the end between me and my friend was the best.
Next tourny won’t have as many fat people in it.
My fat cousins managed to bust 5 holes in my neighbors garage by slamming the other fighters into it.
I was nearly beaten by a technique Tong Po uses in “Kickboxer” in the last match.
You will get to see me without my shirt on, then there will be a catfight in bullshido for who gets that avatar.
I am giddy with anticipation.
what the fuck is going on right now?
The cast of characters:Matthius100(Matthew Motley, the impregnable troll of bullshido)
The Caucasion Ninja(Johnny Estes, the skinny kid who doesn’t get beaten a lot and has long hair)
Jeremy McJesusGod The Dirt Eater(Jeremy, the skinny kid that chickens out his first fight, and gets his ass stompt later)
Devin Gable(The fat bald kid wearing a farmer outfit that most people chickened out to, also, my ex-stepcousin)
Macin Gable(The other fat kid that wins one out of 2 fights, my other ex-stepcousin)
Jeremy Edwards(The third fat kid with the long hair that has one match against me and he quits, also the guy who lives in my ex-stepcousins’ house)
Originally posted by Chupacabra
what the fuck is going on right now?
Matthius is anally lubing himself for the part that he enjoys most on his life: being reamed in public.
Daddy has given him the training, but he has the fire.
the tournament:
Devin Gable vs. Jeremy McJesusGod the Dirt Eater
Winner by quit: Devin Gable
Macin Gable vs. Johnathon Estes
Winner by tapout: Johnathon Estes
Jeremy Edwards vs. Matthew Motley
Winner by quit: Matthius100 biotch
Devin Gable vs. Johnathon Estes
Winner by massive death: Devin Gable
Devin Gable vs. Matthew Motley
Winner by disqualification: Matthius100
Challenge matches:Macin Gable vs. Jeremy McJesusGod the dirt eater
Winner by massively destroying my friend: Macin Gable
Johnathon Estes vs. Matthew Motley
Winner by quit: Matthius100
The rules of the tournament were: No strikes to the head or groin. No strikes to the neck. No biting, scratching, clawing, penis grabbing, or other such things. No pads were used in the tourny. 1 match was won by quitting before any action commenced. 1 match was one before any serious action commenced. 1 match was won because Johnny threw the fight(you can tell). there was only one match won by tapout. I think I’m not going to edit this video.
Originally posted by Matthius100
The cast of characters:Matthius100(Matthew Motley, the impregnable troll of bullshido)
The Caucasion Ninja(Johnny Estes, the skinny kid who doesn’t get beaten a lot and has long hair)
Jeremy McJesusGod The Dirt Eater(Jeremy, the skinny kid that chickens out his first fight, and gets his ass stompt later)
Devin Gable(The fat bald kid wearing a farmer outfit that most people chickened out to, also, my ex-stepcousin)
Macin Gable(The other fat kid that wins one out of 2 fights, my other ex-stepcousin)
Jeremy Edwards(The third fat kid with the long hair that has one match against me and he quits, also the guy who lives in my ex-stepcousins’ house)
Jesus Christ, it’s a Hee Haw reunion!
That’s really good to hear Matthius, it seems like you are training well and constantly seeking fiercer and fiercer competition.
How big is the file?
I told you 15 minutes. I’m not editing it cuz it’s funny. Fiercer and fiercer opponents? I’ve been sparring with these guys for years! I need new meat! As soon as next school year comes in I’m joining some sort of MA. There’s just one problem: My broken car. I must have a ride to the MA I want to join.
Originally posted by Matthius100
My broken car. I must have a ride to the MA I want to join.
Which is
http://www.matbattle.com/
?
Originally posted by Jolly_Roger
Which is
http://www.matbattle.com/
?
And there is all the proof we need! 
HAIO!
Originally posted by Matthius100
I told you 15 minutes.
I asked how big the file was.
man, I am one fat fucker!
I don’t know.
I am at a loss for words
By the way, why is this in trollshido if you are for rizzle? havmt you been able to post in general again, or the TD forum?