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So I grab this moron balloonknot and I’m like “hey, fuck you, you fucking hippie ass wanna be tough fuck! And dont’ get a hard on I know what ballonknot actually means!” Then I bitched slapped the little pussy and he went crying to the corner.

Then I grabbed Wastrel and said “What kind of fucking name is Wastrel!!!??? It sounds like weasel for the spelling impaired. Here you dumb fuck!” and I rammed Wastrel’s head straight up Ballonknots ass, and then Ballonknot smiled and I’m like “ew you fucking sicko!!”

Then I turned around and there was Osiris and Pizdoff “You fucking post whores!!!” and I kicked them both in the damn mommy-daddy button. Knocked both their heads together like they were the three fucked up stooges. “Get a life you bastards!!”

Then I smelled something funny, turned around and there was Jamoke. “You fucking schitzo fuckbrain, you don’t fool me you’re the devil in disguise” and I drop him with a baseball bat “next time duck you dumb fuck!!!”

When I thought it was over I turn around and there was DRD. Before he could make a move I grab some duct tape and tie his ass up and gag his mouth “say something articulate now you old fart!! That’s what I thought”

Suddenly my bitch alarm goes off. Their she was proud as could be JKDchick. I move closer and she breathes deeply. I grab her around the waist oh so tightly (stop jerking off guys). I grab her butt and she lets out an “eeewww” Then I throw her to the curb and say “not today bitch!!!”

“hey! You can’t do that” as this high pitched girly wimp whine comes from behind me. There’s Samuel Browning “That’s assualt, assualt with a deadly weapon since you know how to fight and just plain mean and I’m telling on…” But before he could finish I’m pounding into him with a sledge hammer. “Your from Conneticut right, you whining nerd? Tell Vince McMahon that wrestling crap is bullshit you dweeb” Then I pound him into a bloody mess sounding like “Golem” from “The Lord of the Rings” Trilogy; “yes, my pretty” “smash, yes, is good”

And last but not least there was Asia. I’m like “hey, you the master of the Baji, I’m not messing with you” and I walk away…

then I detonate the fucking MOAB I had sitting behind him and blow the motherfucker away. Baji didn’t help you that time did it loser!!!

bwaahahaahhaahahahaahahaahaaha…I’m going to sleep now…I wonder if I pissed anybody off?

Go away I’m talking to myself

Edited by - omega on May 29 2003 01:00:51

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LMAO!!! YOU JUST MAKE ME LAUGH!! You should have put wastrel in a cage and let me keep him as a pet. It would be cool to have a weasel that are as smart as Wastrel as a pet :smiley:

“Most likely to get hit by a meteor shower: Ballonknot” By PizDoff

The closest fight you can do that will look like any movie is scene from Harrison Ford movies

Edited by - Fatality Dragon on May 29 2003 01:34:30

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“bwaahahaahhaahahahaahahaahaaha…I’m going to sleep now…I wonder if I pissed anybody off?”

Only the ones you left out. :slight_smile:

El Guapo says, "“You can buy muscles, but you can’t buy COJONES!”

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Me get sad when no get to play with the other kids, but mommy say I can’t go out until the rash goes away.

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Omega turns, see’s DRD and realizes that his only sure path to survival is to employ that ageless cure all for all things broken and grabs the duck tape.

Suddenly Omega in his best Tazmanian devil impersonation goes into a furious spin, duck tape flys, DRD emerges then is sucked back into the votex that is Omega.

Arms, legs, they fight seemingly to the death, then it ends as suddenly as it began. Omega smiles weakly, sure in his conquest. On to the next evil doer. He turns to walk away, wait something is wrong. OMG, he has duck taped himself to DRD.

Are those stars I see, mommy, as he is slowly but surely and undeniably being assimilated into what is <DRD>

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Wastrel is a noun meaning a profligate, or prodigal, a wasteful person.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever.”

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Hey, you know I’m no hippie!!!

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Bah. Omega, you coward…slamming only the site wimps. Wastrel? DRD!? ASIA!?! C’mon!

I notice he didn’t have the balls to take on the BIG CAT!

Regards,
CrimsonTiger

“Wake me up.
Bid my blood to run.
I can’t wake up.
Before I come undone.
Save me.
Save me from the nothing I’ve become.” -Evanescence, Bring Me To Life

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Hey CT be careful or he will neuter you and you will never be able to use your tiger tool on JKDC.

“Most likely to get hit by a meteor shower: Ballonknot” By PizDoff

The closest fight you can do that will look like any movie is scene from Harrison Ford movies

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That’s ok, FD…I don’t think she’s into cats anyway. More into Dragons I think…or bears.

ducks and covers

Regards,
CrimsonTiger

“Wake me up.
Bid my blood to run.
I can’t wake up.
Before I come undone.
Save me.
Save me from the nothing I’ve become.” -Evanescence, Bring Me To Life

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First I never use that hands as deadly weapons argument since I think its legal bullshit, I’ve always wanted to know where it came from myself. Was there a case, a statute (law) in some state that actually said this? I know that the judge tells nick cage this in the movie Con Air but I’ll take it seriously when I see some proof. Feel free to throw some cites at me.

As for JKD Chick my money’s on her, you get fresh with Bullshido’s version of Xena Warrior Princess at your own peril.

p.s. no one in ct takes Vince McMahon seriously except his accountant.

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Its false. It was true somewhere (hawaii?) at sometime, but after the growth of karate it was abandoned.

“Bullshido. The name says it all, NO respect for the Way, for proper etiquette, for the reverence that the martial arts truly deserve.” - Adam Davis

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Thank you Osiris :wink:

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First I never use that hands as deadly weapons argument since I think its legal bullshit, I’ve always wanted to know where it came from myself. Was there a case, a statute (law) in some state that actually said this?

I don’t know the actual case but it had to do with a pro boxer. It was later extended to martial artist to scare away gang members in CA in practicing MA. It has since gone by the waste side. Some actually attempt to say this BS as part of a Marketing ploy.

Oh and DRD, hell yeah, I was able to take the others out and I was still ducked tape to you.

Go away I’m talking to myself

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“It has since gone by the waste side”

It has gone by the waste side?

“Bullshido. The name says it all, NO respect for the Way, for proper etiquette, for the reverence that the martial arts truly deserve.” - Adam Davis

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Yes these fall under various laws that aren’t commonly enforced because they’ve become obsolete. You can find examples of these types of laws in various states. There’s no actual law that says that a martial artist is a “lethal weapon” but presidence has been set forth to interpet it as such. Only when it was convienant.

Go away I’m talking to myself

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Time to up your medication and quit mixing it with your Gin and Juice Omega. Funny stuff though

Jeremy M. Talbott
http://www.koreanma.homestead.com/index.html
http://www.martialscience.homestead.com/home.html

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Being the left out one is cool.

“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.”-George Carlin

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I hear ya man.

“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”
-Ghandi

“I have found the essence of Bushido: to die!”

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amusing

“duck tape.”
nice DRD!

“OMG, he has duck taped himself to DRD.”
i’m sensing some suppressed hidden sexual desires

“It has since gone by the waste side.”
WASTE SIDE!
Makes thuggin gestures with his right hand
Easte Side!!!

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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.

When or where the way is free - strike.
If the way is not free make it free and - Strike.
Stick with what comes and when the way is free - Strike.
As they retreat follow through and - Strike.