Goddammit motherfucker, I hate starting motherfucking threads in LLL, but her tits are staring at me and shit. I think they’re slightly droopy, and left is slightly bigger than the right. But fuck it, I’d hit anything.
Let’s say there is a chick in building adjacent to the one I’m staying in and I’m just fuckin sitting in the room, fuckin’ chillin and being awesome and shit, and then suddenly she has no fucking clothes on and I can see her tits and all that shit.
What is the appropriate course of action? Because I can see her tits and all that shit. I think I might be overwhelmed. Confuffled. Does she know I’m looking at her? Becaus my window is also obviously open and she must know I’m looking.
If I take a picture with my super zoom camera is that uncool? More importantly, is it illegal?
Does she like that I’m watching her? Is she some sort of deviant?
Perhaps I should write a short erotic story about how I would like this motherfucking issue to unfold. I’ll call it ‘OMG, tits!’.
Yes I know this isn’t motherfucking American beauty.
[QUOTE=kayman101;2692191]Video or it didn’t happen[/QUOTE]
You know, I knew a motherfucker would say that shit. But I’m the equivalent of a catholic schoolboy and I don’t want to go to hell.
Also, what kind of douchebag posts a video of a motherfucking chick naked and shit on the internet? Well pretty much everybody, but I have a fucking conscience.
[QUOTE=The Question;2692194]You know, I knew a motherfucker would say that shit. But I’m the equivalent of a catholic schoolboy and I don’t want to go to hell.
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Just as long as you don’t seduce her, get her up the duff then send her husband off to die in battle to hide your sins you should be fine
[QUOTE=The Question;2692194]Also, what kind of douchebag posts a video of a motherfucking chick naked and shit on the internet? Well pretty much everybody, but I have a fucking conscience.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Question;2692190]More importantly, is it illegal?[/QUOTE]
I don’t know if it is illegal where you are; it doesn’t really matter, just enjoy the view.
[QUOTE=The Question;2692190]Does she like that I’m watching her? Is she some sort of deviant? [/QUOTE]
If she is aware that you are watching, and does nothing to prevent it, she may be some kind of exhibitionist or as you said deviant. At any rate, enjoy the view.
For a guy who acquits himself admirably in the ring, you sure do let women kick your (mental) ass.
Enjoy the show discreetly. If she’s walking around nude or semi-nude with the window coverings open in a highly populated area, she knows what she is doing. That doesn’t mean she wants to interact with you though. There are plenty of exhibitionists out there who want nothing other than to exhibit. No touching!
Keep in mind, you are probably not the only guy staring at her.
[QUOTE=jnp;2692233]For a guy who acquits himself admirably in the ring, you sure do let women kick your (mental) ass.
Enjoy the show discreetly. If she’s walking around nude or semi-nude with the window coverings open in a highly populated area, she knows what she is doing. That doesn’t mean she wants to interact with you though. There are plenty of exhibitionists out there who want nothing other than to exhibit. No touching!
Keep in mind, you are probably not the only guy staring at her.[/QUOTE]
I think you right about that getting inside my head shit. Today I was hanging with this intern. Fine as hell. Ass like pow. Nice. Well put together young lady. But adventist, which in my experience means no play unless I try something out of left field. And bam! down I go down the nice guy route instead… like she is already in my cerebrum. Nah mean?
[QUOTE=The Question;2692431]what’s the worst that could happen?[/QUOTE]
This is the only question that never needs be asked; Murphy’s Law applies.
Remember this: If it’s got tires or tits, it will eventually cause you problems.
[QUOTE=Lindz;2692441]go on[/QUOTE]
You get an attractive female accomplice to get the mark’s attention with her sexery, then pick their pockets when they’re all googley eyed. Alternatively, you get your girl to lure the mark into a secluded area for some sexytiems, where you have your goons mug the guy, possibly with her assisting. Possibly for kidneys.
[QUOTE=Permalost;2693208]you have your goons mug the guy, possibly with her assisting. Possibly for kidneys.[/QUOTE]
Is the market for kidneys really that strong now?
