So I’ve got this bottle of everclear in front of me right now. Generally what I like to do is mix everclear with kool-aid and thrown in a few orange slices for later on when all the drinkable liquid is gone. But Jesus Christ in a jumpsuit has that gotten boring. I’m trying for the life of me to think of other ways I could use it instead of jungle juice. I know I could just drink a few shots straight (shudders) and be good to go but for me half the fun is trying out new ideas and seeing what I get. For instance one time I made strawberry popsicles with a bit of everclear in them. One of the funnest 4th of julys I ever experienced. Any body got any ideas?
Why are you drinking Everclear?
A friend of mine introduced me to it a while ago. I generally don’t do it all that often but it’s fun to make things with it. Plus a single bottle can last you a good while.
EDIT: derailing my own thread here but did you get my email?
If by “a while” you mean a weekend…
Mix it with Vanilla Coke. Drink.
Well okay maybe I should say a single bottle can least me a good long while
Vanilla coke, hmm,…oooh, I know, vanilla coke/everclear slushies:drunken_s
appreciate the suggestion Der
get the bottle and make it into a bong.
Mix with cocaine and whore.
Mix it with vodka and pink lemonade. Enjoy the night, but hate next three days of your life.
Also, use it to start a campfire, power your lawnmower, or kill ticks
Drown gummi bears/gummi worms for a couple weeks until they expand.
Soak strawberries untill all the color is drawn out of them and drink.
Fake I.D. saying you are in 8th grade=100 dollars
bottle of everclear= 36 dollars
spiking the punch bowl at a pop warner dance=priceless.
^pedophile
Make everclear tini’s. Leave them in the freezer overnight. Try to down in one swallow.
(don’t talk for the next three days)
You can make all types of fun drugs with it. Its great for chemical extraction.
To be fair, if he can pass for 13, he doesn’t have too many options.
36 bucks for everclear, wow, man what are the alcohol pricing laws where you live? I can get a small bottle of ever clear for 20 or so. I can get the bigger bottle for like 27.
Now we are stearing things in the right direction.
Let me embalm you with it.
If you drink everclear you are either:
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A bum
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A college student
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A person who lives in a trailer
or -
A person under 21 years old
- A paedophile
You just do not understand Errant. I was underweight acne faced and unpopular. But thanks to Tony Robins self help tapes and the masterful work of The Pick up Artist I am trying to relive the glory days of yesteryear that never were. That, and I am a pedophile.
p.s. Don’t hate Errant, Ive seen your name on the N.A.M.B.L.A. mailer list as well, bastard of a pot. Should know better then to call the kettle black.