Unh, unh, unh,
Why, hello there!
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Y’know, I just overheard it said that you-know-what is “the gayest sport”…
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Now we all know it’s up there,
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but is it peaches-poopsie-‘n’-pumpkin-numero-uno?
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'Cause there must be other sports that can vie for the queenly crown.
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I’ll take a thrusting–unh–stab at finding one…oh!
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heeeere’s one (unh-unh-UUUnh-unh-unh)…oooh! Look at this manlyMan:
YouTube - Badische Gehermeisterschaften 2008 Önsbach Race Walking
unh.unh!unh!UNH!UNH!ohhhhh-ohhhhhh-OOOOOH-yeah-ooohyeah, <whew>
…and it isn’t even on a skating-rink or diving-board.
Any others out there, I wonder? I’ll just ask the experts at BSD.
<aside>Welcome to the cell-block, sweetie. You’re all set up for your breasts-on-the-back tattoos tomorrow. Y’know what? Turn over. Let’s go again…