What Are your Chances of Survival In a Nuclear War? Lately with Iran developing nukes, Ive been worrying about the apocalypse. Anyway, I took this test and apparently, Ive only got a 20% survival rate! [note]Malicious Link Removed[/note] to take your Apocalypse Survival Test…
I think this is the dumbest spam thread I’ve ever seen here at Bullshido.
If I click the link I wonder what the chances are of my computer surviving all the spyware
You are talking about a nuclear holocaust started by Iran; a country with no nuclear weapons and if it did have nukes no chance of delivering them with any accuracy outside the golf and I live in London.
On that basis I am going to have to say I have a 100% chance of surviving Isreal and Iran nuking each other.
Hope the OP has a 0% chance of avoiding a ban for whatever is in that link and outright sheer foolishness.
I’m a jew, so… not so good :(.
We don’t fair well in holocausts.
i’m a jew and i live in nyc, so… even worse
Iran isn’t developing nuclear weapons according to our own CIA you fucking lemming.
Instead of fantasyland, why don’t you go worry about something a lot more realistic, like the 200 or so nukes Israel isn’t supposed to have?
Who the fuck are you talking to? It’s a spam bot.
Ming, Gabe,
As long as you are not visiting Isreal at the time I would say that it is almost impossible for you to be at risk from Iranian nuclear missiles.
ps that is unless they develop very small nukes which have some sort of Jew tracking device in which case I am fucked too.
Two Quarts of spammer, a little salt, BBQ sauce = soyulent green…survival tip #362
i was talking about a general apocalypse not the threat of iran.
in any large scale deployment of nukes where the US is attacked, NYC is toast.
i’m comfortable with that, and plan on going on my roof and posing in some suggestive position with my wife so we leave a pornographic nuclear shadow.
- rep. I was planning to find my old middle school principle and fuck the shit out of her in a fit of rage without consequence.
Apparently no one, so excuse me while I go open some random email attachments from people I don’t know with “hi I saw your myspace page” as the subject line, even though I don’t have a myspace page.
You are bad at t3h int3rw3bz. Yoo need skoolinkz.
This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we’re in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I’m fucking splitting, Jack.
Do you know what the man is saying? Do you? This is dialectics. It’s very simple dialectics. One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions – you can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions – what are you going to land on, one quarter, three-eighths – what are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something – that’s dialectic physics, OK?
Moved from YMAS to Trollshido instead of making it vanish with the rest of the spam because some people apparently want to look at this piece of shit.
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"Apocalypse Now - What are the Chances that You Survive? "
How do the nukes decide who is Jewish and who isn’t? I’m not Jewish but I am circumcised, so I could be fucked anyway.
The apocalypse sucks.
Err I’m not sure, I hadn’t really thought that part through.
I’m not a Jew either but I am marrying one (and I’m circumsized) so I’m probably fucked either way.
Oh and I live in London so if it’s just a general everyone bomb the shit out of each other that Ming brought up I’m still fucked.
Oh shit I’m gonna die!