In between tears of rage and pity, I snapped this person in half with an outside trip I learned in [strike]judo[/strike] silat. I needs make these sacrifices…The golden path demands it.
Then why do you do Hapkido ?
Well, while I may like the sweaty man quotent, I don’t like showtunes and have no fashion sense, so I didn’t meet the gay requirement for BJJ.
Sniff… Sniff… maybe one day…
Somewhere over the rainbow…
More malarchy, o joy.
Ooh. Snap!
Another BJJ is gay thread. It just gets funnier every time!
so that’s why when I went to a BJJ academy everyone was staring at me like i was fresh meat
Way up high
there’s a land that i heard of
Once in a lullaby.
and somewhere over the rainbow…
(why is everybody looking at me funny I do sambo…?)
The first thing I did was check this thread’s creation date, to make sure it wasn’t something from 2002.
The second thing I did was cry.
In the sweet embrace of your gay lover?
What?? I do BJJ too. There’s nothing wrong with that.
I should note Judo looks a lot like ballroom dancing, especially with some of the more daring throws. Anyway, no one has ever got HIV from BJJ, whereas Ringworm is the silent killer…
And why do boxers keep cuddling each other during a match? Let’s not get into the Freudian implications of Kendo and other schools of sword-fighting, where everybody whacks or prods each other with long wooden or metal shafts…
That must be why I never get asked to dance more than once.
whats up with all the top ten reasons to take (insert MA here) threads?
are we already recycling old threads? cuz if we are…
Something I started for laughs.
maybe they should just change the name of bjj to something else. maybe the bj in bjj confuses too many of the lesser evolved mammals.
Har har har!
Oh man, these BJJ gay jokes never get old! Unfortunately Hapkido jokes do. Because it is likely picking on retarded or handicap kids. It just isn’t cool.
Man, someone totally needs to edit together a judo highlight film with Cherry Poppin Daddies as theme music. I don’t even like CPD, but it would still be great. 
Oh, and both original poster and guy who started “Top 10” lists on Bullshido need to be lit on fire and put out with steel-toed boots.
who are the CPD?
what is GNP?
BJJ is gay? since when?
I can no longer complete the Hapkido Trificta …
BJJ may look gay … but I can’t tell you the number of times I have submitted between a blue belts legs …
wait … that sounds bad …
- shrugs *
I don’t know where people get the idea that grappling is gay…