Told Ya the forces of evil worked to stop you learning real kung fu

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else Trollshido
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David who???

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it is actually a tin foil hat.
the dunce part was just gravy.

Tell the truth that mantis is your pet and you are secretly learning the techniques of his mastery.

truth be told, I walk around all day heel, toe, toe

Keep it up one day you will get it young mantid(snake plissken)

snakes eat mantis

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What about mantids?
How about mantiseds?
Or, more accurately, mantards?

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indigestion

How about mantiseds?

is that like a manitee?

Or, more accurately, mantards?

f4n4l has dibs on Lubell

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Your posts, along with the other ones pruned, are alive and well and in this thread.

Next time you lose track of some of them, click on the post history link under each of your posts.

No thanks needed, just being helpful.

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I would have to say I have never seen a snake eat a Mantis. Especially in Kung Fu I would love to see video so I know what to be scared of.

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Hey, are you the same guy from AntiMMA? seriousmantised?

You were like, erm, much more lucid on there.

Did you have a head trauma, or something?

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Looks like I’m screwed
YouTube - Mantis devours Snake

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Could HiThere be Eddie Bravo trolling for lulz?

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Here you go, since you have a problem finding the thread.

Signed:

IIF a minion of the forces of evil.

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seriousmantised is not me nor will he ever be.

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You know at first I thought it was amusing that Happeh began posting here, and then it became a clear glimpse into the mind of madness when he documented his world view here. Initially he was keeping his postings confined to his one thread, but it seems lately that he has decided to break out and start posting new topics.

Now, Happeh and his sickness have passed the point of being amusing or interesting, and have become frighteningly disturbing. It’s now my opinion that allowing him to continue to post here, by giving him this audience, this platform… it is helping to feed his delusions rather than snapping him out of them as some of us have hoped we might be able to do.

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Tai Chi in a cage - No BS Martial Arts
Not closed. Heavily moderated now.

I no longer believe this is the actual Happeh.

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LOL. wow. Hey, can you go get him? He was way funnier.
He was funny. He told me he was a tattoo artist who’d been to jail.

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Isn’t jail where you’re supposed to learn how to tattoo? How do you sneak the tattoo guns into jail anyhow?

Oh… nevermind. ouch.

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Snake style beats rat style.

Or…

Position before submission. BJJ FTW.

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Your Kung Fu is strong, Gabe.

Sifu approves.

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I hear there’s sometimes extra penalties in US prisons for giving and receiving tattoos.
Is that true?
And if it is, is ‘tattoo’ code for something else?

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Fear not, douche-monger! I will use my personal chi-reserves to psychically geld every single poster on this site, including myself.

I…Have…THE POWER!!!

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Are you saying that it was you that was fraudulently representing them selves as me under the assumed name seriousmantised. You are the one that seems to know everything about whoever. Pathetic truly pathetic. Sochin is seriousmantised from antimma thanks for letting us know what is your IP address.