Toby Mervin - A$$munch3r

Stop crying like a bitch you fucking pussy

This thread has my attention, and I believe I agree with the premise.

10/10 A++++++ would buy again.

Toby Mervin-Assmuncher.

All these hyphenated family names: no wonder today’s phone-books make okay medicine-balls.

In the San Francisco telephone book there used to be a “Welldone Rumproast IV”

I was once, in my less culturally-enlightened days, introduced to a “Shlomo Shmuel Soderblom”. I was almost able to keep expressionless upon hearing this name…almost, but not quite: got tagged as an “anti-semite” for the astonishment I couldn’t quite hide.

Not that it mattered, as long as I was able to pass on the goose-stepping–that shit HAS to be bad on the knees.