Belgians?
ducks out before the Phlemish Inquisition
A plethora of anus.
Since we’re gonna get all proper here and shit I have a different picture for you.
Old English style:
and how many is in a plethora, Jefe?
Since we’re gonna get all proper here and shit I have a different picture for you.
Old English style:
I don’t remember that story in Canterbury Tales
Well, in the first draft of “The Sea Captain’s Tale”, the ship he served on was called The White Swallow and his First Mate was affectionately known as Sylvia.
I understand “anus” and “rose”.
What is “prolapsed”?
Oh, you’ll see wink…
Srsly, don’t google it.
unless he has eyes in the back of his head he won’t “see” only “feel”
You’ve unmasked me…
You guys could make a madman sane.
Was that the one with the cabin boy called Roger…?
Flattery will get you everywhere Lil…
No, no. Don’t google prolapse…
Instead google “trunk-butt”
It’s much more evocative. Seriously…
But maybe, because scientifically it’s a powerful image so-to-speak, so I would wait until you were out of sight of employers, friends and loved ones. Just because of the “power” of the image, you know.
The measurement can be expressed in numbers or repetitive force. Which would way would you prefer it explained?
I just wanted to say here that I can’t top Sochin’s response to this joke so I’m not going to try, and since I have a crush on him, I can’t give him any more rep. So instead, to show my thanks I’m going to offer to “top” Sochin!
Whenever you want man. It’s 250 roses for the first half-hour.
It took me years, but I learned to fight off the urge to google everything folks online mention…
I’ll stay clean, thank you.
Oh, happy day!
Whenever you want man. It’s 250 roses for the first half-hour.
Ok, well, I just de-flowered Wasco… And you’re next… (although I figure I’m a little late).
Hey, we now have to fill in the visa waiver forms online 3 days before departure rather than on the plane, so that’s going to delay me somewhat.
hmmm… question 3: Purpose of visit to the US?
Is ‘butt thuggery’ hyphenated?
Are the forizzle? I have to fill that out online? I always like to get a visa waiver in a different language, the last one stapled in my passport is french and that thing is going to stick? :crybaby2:
You have no idea. Free reach-around for the first 200 customers. We’re going for a volume thing here. Trying to bottom out so to speak.
I expect to at least be bought dinner. Denny’s is fine.
Hey whatever you want. The meter’s running.
I never thought about it. But it’s a great word. A bunch of friends and I were once having a conversation in a very gentile coffee shop about writing and one of us asked the question, quite loudly:
“Does cheesedick have a hyphen?”
Place cleared out pretty fast.
Volume? Turn it up to 11!!!11!!!1!!!1!!
I expect to at least be bought dinner. Denny’s is fine.
How about breakfast? Moons Over My Hammy?
You moon, I’ll provide the hammy.
Hey whatever you want. The meter’s running.
Sir, the meter shows remarkable common sense.
I never thought about it. But it’s a great word. A bunch of friends and I were once having a conversation in a very gentile coffee shop about writing and one of us asked the question, quite loudly:
“Does cheesedick have a hyphen?”
Place cleared out pretty fast.
LOLZ. Comedic timing FTW.
I was unexpectedly kissed by a guy in a club once.
I rounded on him and called him a queer bastard (or something equally lyrical) - just as the music stopped.
Half the place (including the bouncers, mind) turned round and went “ooooh, listen to her” etc.
I swear I didn’t know it was a gay night.
Yeah, right…
YouTube - The Blue Oyster Bar