haha your mum is a pornstar!
By that time, the only people in the kid’s own generation who’ll know her name will be the seriously obsessed porn addicts who are into “retro porn from the 1990’s”. His teachers will probably be the ones with wood for his mom at parent teacher night, not his friends.
That kid is so fucked. Like his mother was. So that means by like 4 or more dudes, triple penetration while one jerks off on her tits?
It brings a whole new dimension to finding your dads porn stash, that’s for sure.
It must be weird for the son he already has…
Having seen his new step-mom naked, and having jerked off to her many, many times.
Missy: Hi, Bill. Wanna a ride?
Bill: Sure Missy. I mean, Mom.
Ted: (quietly to Bill) You’re step-mom’s cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: (quietly to Bill) Remember when she was a Senior and we were Freshman?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Man, I’d get a panernity test if I was him. Hell, I’d get a test if I was HER. Who would want some strategically shaved ape like Tito to be their baby daddy???
You people are so mean. All I’m hoping is that the kid won’t look too much like Tito. Having to squeeze that head out of your vagina must be painful even for a lady of the world like Miss Jameson.
Look at this picture of tito, taken after winning the LHW title. Does he look like a monkey at all?
That is so unfair to monkeys.
Fake news report helped Jenna Jameson discover pregnancy
Melbourne (ANI): Former porn star Jenna Jameson, who’s expecting her first child with partner fighting champ Tito Ortiz insists that fake news report helped her discover her pregnancy. The 34-year-old star didn’t know that she was pregnant until a fake news report in New York newspaper prompted her to take a test, which turned out positive.
“Funny enough, that story was fake, but I just found out I am pregnant,” the Daily Telegraph quoted her as saying. “We’re over the moon,” she added. The adult movie actress had recently stripped off for PETA.
Jameson has appeared nude alongside the headline, “Sometimes Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing,” in a new ad by PETA, which is promoting the spaying and neutering of cats and dogs.
http://entertainment.oneindia.in/hollywood/top-stories/scoop/2008/jenna-jameson-tito-ortiz-pregnancy-270808.html
Ugh, just found this out today.
I’m all for finding true love and all that, but holy shit… what does that say about Tito that his wife has had more Dong’s in her than a Chinese phone book.
That’s people from Huntington Beach though. No class at all man.
UPDATE: they had Twins.
Previously, “Jenna’s Twins” implied something slightly different.
Twin boys. That’s good; they’ll be able to follow in their father’s footsteps rather than their mother’s, um, damp spots on the bed.
I wish Tito would name them something cool like Dragon and Tiger or someshit.
That child is going to have one huge head. Like the Tito bobblehead, it will be difficult to maintain upright.
/waves to the bandwagon as it drives by.
I think it says a lot about Tito, that the fact that Jenna is famous for having sex on camera, and that clearly doesn’t bother him. I guess they must really love each other, if only everyone could be that lucky.
With Jenna that ain’t hard :ohyea7qh: