Time for some reality. Possession is a high level kung fu skill

Ok guys. I think it is time for a little reality. Hope it doesn’t blow up the server like last time.

Possession is a high level kung fu ability. It is based on the energy of human beings. The stronger energy of one human being can take over the body of another human being, the same way people used to steal model airplanes.

Model airplanes work by radio control. Some criminal realized that if he had a higher powered transmitter, once someone’s airplane was in the air he could take control of it and fly it down to him so he could steal it.

That is exactly how possession works. A human being with more powerful energy than the target takes over the physical body, because the energy of the personality living in that body is too weak to retain control of their own body.

I would like to ask any of you. How would you fight a person who could take control of your body? You try to punch, they take control of your body, you fall down. You try to kick, they take control of your body, you fall down.

It is impossible to fight someone with the power of possession. They can make you do anything.

Now. The baying crowd is baying of course, because all I did was make a claim. Now it is time for me to back up the claim. Which of course I can do.


One upon a time there was a man living next to an Asian family. They didn’t know each other besides waving when going to the cars for work.

The Asian family had two children, a boy and a girl. The children were young when the two families first started living next to each other. Years went by and the children grew up. The boy became old enough to drive a car, and his parents bought him a car.

Once the boy got a car, he and his friends would hang out in front of the house. There might be 5 cars parked out front with the boy and his friends hanging around talking. It was an annoyance because the neighborhood had been so quiet when the boy was young. Now he and his gang of friends were ruining the entire neighborhood with their loud talking, loud cars, and racing up and down the street.

That gave the guy living next to the Asian boy a bad attitude. He was predisposed to be negative towards the Asian boy, because the Asian boy and his loud friends interfered with a quiet and comfortable home life.

One day the Asian boy and his friends pull up and are out in front of the house. They are being loud and annoying so the attention of the man is on the noise outside. The man then hears a loud “BASH” that sounded distinctly sounded like something hitting a car.

The man gets up to look out his window. One of the friends of the boy next door has a basketball, and he had slammed the basketball against the man’s car. Because the man was already unhappy with the boys because of the annoyance they were, he became very angry. The man stopped looking out the window and stood in his living room quietly. The man promised himself that if he heard that basketball hit the car again, he was going to kick ass.

BANG! There goes the basketball against the car. The man looked out the window and there was the ball rolling away from the car. One of the boys saw the man. He told the other ones “That guy is coming out here”.

The man went outside ready to beat the shit out of little punks who think it is funny to bounce a basketball off of someone’s car. The man was furious and some boys were going to be in real trouble.

The man headed straight at the boys in a fighting posture with fists clenched. The man made it to within about 8 or 10 feet of the boys when for no reason at all, the man said “How would you like it if someone bounced a ball off of your car?”. Then this furious man, in a fighting posture, fists cocked and 8 feet away from hurting someone, turned around and walked back to the house.

When the man turned around to walk back to the house, he noticed the neighbor’s garage door was open. The boy’s father and another man were in the garage and had watched the entire event.

The man then continued storming back to his house. About halfway to the door the man shook himself as if waking up and he said to himself, "What am I doing going back to the house? The man had walked out to kick ass, he was prepared for whatever happened fighting 5 boys, and for no reason at all, he had turned around and gone back to his house.

It took awhile, but the man finally figured it out. The father had sensed the rage and violence in the man, he knew the there was a chance the man was seriously going to hurt the fathers son, so the father possessed the body of the man, turned him around, and sent him back to his house.

The man never even knew what happened until he was halfway back to the house.

The father then went out and started yelling at the boys in Chinese. The man didn’t know if he was telling the boys they were bad, or if the father was telilng the boys he had just saved their ass from a white man insane with rage.

It didn’t really matter then, because the man had made a discovery that would change his life.

Even though the man had trained kung fu for years, and even though the man felt he could at least put the hurt on an opponent if not beat them, the man was forced to admit that there were people in this world that could beat him without laying a finger on him. There were people in this world that could possess his body against his will, and make the man do anything they wanted. Anything.

The man’s life changed completely after that. Instead of wasting time on physical practice which did not protect him, the man began to investigate Asian kung fu, to try and learn how to protect himself from people who could possess him and make him dance like a puppet.

Did you like the story boys and girls? Every single word of it is true. You can hate, you can spew, you can disbelieve. Every single word of that story is true.

You can take the lesson and begin to investigate the world around you, or you can keep disbelieving until the day that someone possesses you and makes you dance like a puppet and forces you personally to see that I, Hithere, was really trying to help you and wake you up to what is possible in the real world.

the Soviet GRU, then KGB and now FSU has been working on this very thing for years, the Manchurian Candidate.

HiThere: You are a damned idiot. You don’t understand rudimentary physics, chemistry, psychology, biology, or geometry. You have no fighting skill whatsoever and are delusional to the point of being a danger to anyone who listens to you.
Your story is bullshit. Everything that comes out of your mouth is bullshit. The fact that you spend some much time composing this drivel amazes me quite frankly.
Whatever mind altering drugs you’ve been shoveling into your body have finally caught up with you and you can clearly no longer tell reality from fantasy. Please seek professional counseling to deal with your problem so that you may one day become a functioning member of society. In the mean time I suggest you spend some time in quiet meditation with some middle school text books. Pre-Algebra and Biology to start with, then once you’ve mastered those you can move on to Chemistry, Physics, Human Anatomy (This one is SUPER important for you), and Geometry. Once you have a basic fucking understanding of actual science you can come back and apologize for your fuckwittery.
At this point I suggest that this thread be closed, as should any future threads started by this cumdumpster.

Amazing hearing your life story and all, but the simple explanation, you’re a coward. The end. I know you want to believe that this Asian man, who I bet you think trained in kung fu all his life through sheer stereotype casting, is like Captain Ginyu (Yeah, I’ve seen the video.). However, that’s not the case. You were simply afraid. If not by the 5 Asian kids and what physical harm they can do to you, or the father and the physical harm he could do to you, then maybe even the legal problems you would’ve face.

Here’s a video that shows your theory in action only to ultimately fail in the end.
YouTube - Kiai Master vs MMA
There’s your reality.

Do you know what the term anecdotal evidence means?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anecdotal_evidence

Where do these fucking retards come from?

U RETARD!!! I GOT AN “A” IN ANATOMY!!!

I was the teachers pet in Anatomy. I was the one who showed the other students the corpse.

Do you feel like a total fucking idiot yet? You should

OK shithead. Now that we know I got an “A” in anatomy…

Have you ever seen a corpse? Have you ever touched a corpse? Have you ever examined a corpse?

Are you beginning to feel like a completely hopeless loser big mouthed idiot yet?

You should.

Dood. Nice try but you got a long way to go before you can copy my style.

Keep trying though. You will get it one day.

HiThere, Carol doesn’t sound like a very asian name, is you mum white? Are you in fact half white?

Science lesson for the day: The word energy actually has a specific meaning.

Pseudoscience lesson for the day: Shape-shifting and time travel are high level Greco-Roman Wrestling skills.

Hi, HiThere.

Fuck off.

Steve, you’re my hero!

Your necrophilia doesn’t qualify.

You’re still a fuckwit. You don’t have the most basic understanding of reality on any level and you can barely form a coherent thought. Any corpse humping you may or may not have done in the past clearly did you no good.
You REALLY REALLY REALLY need to go get an education in something other than mystical chi power mumbo jumbo.

Corpse humping thread ftw

He’s been banned! He’s been banned!

Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Steve Almighty, we are Free at Last!!!

Really?

Fixed!!

I loved your “proof” of the story being true aswell.

Did you know I actually killed you two weeks ago? I can totally back up that claim: Two weeks ago, i went into your house, and shot you.

Did you like that story hithere? Every single word of it is true. You can hate, you can spew, you can disbelieve. Every single word of that story is true.

Oh shit…if he got an A in anatomy…i guess everything else he says is true, even if completely contradicts what he learned in anatomy class…

Maybe you were only the teachers pet because he was using the power of possession?

Yes!

HiThere got banned!

YAY!

:icon_thum

Trysmann, get back to your own thread ok?

What exactly is going on in the first half of this movie?
More importantly, if he is a fraud, would he not know he is a fraud? Why would he sign the contract instead of pulling an Ashida Kim?

I’m just wondering if anyone knows any background on the video

Checklist for Schizophrenia

  1. Delusions of grandeur …check
  2. Social dysfunction…check
  3. Grossly disorganized behavior…check
  4. Paranoid…check

Hmmmmmm HiThere have you ever had to wear a “special” jacket?