Do i need to link to my LLL thread with the shirtless moose pikshur3z?
I will start sparring right now! WHO WANTS SOME?!
-Munacra gets a same side lapel and sleeve grip. Goes for taiotoshi! It’s super effective!
-Moose shrimps back to guard. Triangle attempt! Its super effective!
If only judoka knew something on the ground 
(/joke)
Do i need to link to my LLL thread with the shirtless moose pikshur3z?
No, he meant you SOUND like him, not look like him.
In that you’re a whitebelt 1 stripe giving advice.
lulz.
Edit:
Keep training, rather then teaching.
OH GOD THE IRONY IT BURNS US
I really would hope NAGA is located in houston, as long as it’s near me I’m game.
I’m gonna buy a scale to make middleweight before NAGA, I’d really like to beat the stupid out of Munacra. He needs it, and seems to be really asking for it.
Dude, I don’t know if he was joking but if I wanted to I could have my ticket paid to go to New York to represent bam bam and compete against you.
Hell, why don’t I come to a New York throwdown sometime next year and challenge all of you guys once and for all?
MrBadGuy…you think it’s appropiate for me to meet you at the TD?
I wanted to add that I don’t think competitions measure how good of a groundfighter you are, and I might be mistaken but I think I read this at the jiu jitsu university by saulo ribeiro.
You could get tapped out of competing at any point in the tournament and still be a better grappler than the semi finalist. Think about it.
fixed.
If you only fight one competition this is a valid point, the more competitions you compete in the less this error factors in. Eg: if someone places in the bottom quarter of one competition it could have chance related, if they place in the bottom quarter 15 times and once in the top quarter you can be pretty sure their skill level is in the bottom quarter.
Place high a few times in competition and post less stupid stuff and people may start respecting you a little.
Listen to the lyrics:
Ha! Unlucky for you, I crosstrain.
-Triangle blocked. Passes to side control-
Ok, I weigh 145. You are still too tubby.
Also I have a green in Tomiki Aikido. Tharuz can’t beat me.
Unlucky for you, i solely train BJJ. eez most complete martial art.
-shrimps back to guard, scissors sweeps. EEZ SUCCESSFUL. Works ezekial from mount-
i is 145…
Ah! Trickery! But you forget one thing.
-pulls rank on you! Wins by default because I’ve been training longer than you and I am a good grappler and ready to teach what I know because I am the best. -
Am I doing it rite?
Why wouldn’t it be? Mr. Bad Guy holds no real beef with you. Throwdowns are for fun, which is exactly what I plan to have there.
Oh you white belts are so DAMN adorable.
This sounds like one of those adverts for a book. “WITH OVER 20 YEARS IN VARIOUS MARTIAL ARTS…” You can have 5 years of wrestling experience meeting once a week for thirty minutes. You can have two years of no gi experience when 9 of those months were spent with an injured knee.
Bragging is an ugly color on you, moose. Also, you’re an adorable white belt. Well, I’m sorry, one stripe whitebelt.
It’s actually the host who hit me in the back of the head and I dropped a dramabomb on that’s pissed at me
My target weight is 169. 175 with muscle.
Maybe it’s the fact that you’re a puny annoying little bitch that’s the problem?
…We need a HTOWNTHROWDOWN with a tharuz vs munacra grapple match.
With the jacket, without the jacket, i want to see some ownage.
Very true.
mrbadguy’s going to be teh n3xt victim for being a homeschooler.
hammerfists man.