Cheesy to the max, but it doesn’t look as stupidly excessive like Kill Bill.
There was already some horrible movie about ninja cheerleaders. I got tricked into renting it by my friend angie 
It was a sad couple hours
Thank you Pizdoff, for instantly turning Maitland McConnell into my favourite actress (of the week)…
You gotta admit, the idea has potential as a porn movie.
Holy Shit it has George Takei!!!
Mr. Sulu is fucking awesome!
In case you don’t know, George may be a little lavender when it comes to where he points his phaser, but he has BALLZ:
http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46359&highlight=George+Takei
Oh, wait, that is not a porn movie already? Dammit.
Anybody got the casting/dressing room tapes?
No! But the chicks are probably a lot hotter than that stupid porn, I looked it up he! he! The brunette’s hot and she looks like she can really kick ass, not to mention how hot she looks in the bathing suit shots.
Ninja Cheerleaders? Pfft. One of the hands down worst movies I have ever seen was Roller Blade 7. BTW, this is from the guy who sat through They Saved Hitler’s Brain. (I brought it back a day late, and they let me slide 'cause the computer said I was the only guy to ever rent it.) RB7 is about rollerblading ninjas fighting rollerblading clowns in the apocolyptic future. There’s a chick doing redonda with nerf bats in one fight scene for no reason. One character is a stripper who dies, then goes to hell, meets the devil, and then has to do a striptease for him. It has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, but this is one movie where none of the scenes really have anything at all to do with each other.
It also has Scott Shaw in it. For those of you who don’t know who he is, he’s probably the greatest argument ever against doing TKD, Hapkido, or Eastern Mysticism. Add “Zen film making” to that list.
You’re scaring me…
Still isn’t as stupid as d.e.b.s.