This is a must for all posters who want to gawk at a squandered talent.

This is a hat I just bought. This hat has 2 stages. This below is stage 1 of the hat. It TRANSFUCKINGFORMS with multiple stages!

ARE YOU READY FOR STAGE 2 OF THIS AWESOME FUCKING SHIT?!

GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS FUCKING HAT!

TANOMAU!!!

How can you afford a hat?

Some people have jobs.

I probably make more money than 80% of the board. No joke.

Pfft, would you hire him? To do what?

Work.

I’m a network engineer/admin and I design and implement IP based surveillance systems.

Quite you!

With all the millions that I have “work” = “assassinations.”

Shuuuush…

why is this not in trollshido yet?

I’m workin’ on it!

As a network engineer, aren’t you contractually obligated to spend all your money on Gundam figures and paying call girls to file their nails while you sit weeping at the foot of your bed?

Not really. I buy airsoft guns, race cars, food, property and time with you mom.

So that was the weeping sound I used to hear as a child on dark nights!

PS: Mom says that when she used to fist you, your sphincter would squeak like an old shoe. You might want to get that looked at.

I’m sorry, who are you again and what are you trying to achieve? A little e-status? You’re an 07 faggot.

Here’s a short list of who’s opinions matter here.

Admins
Forum Leaders
Trolls (generally forum leaders)
Professional Fighters
LEO/Military
People with 3,000+ posts and sponsorship
People with 3,000+ posts and supporting membership
People with 2,000+ posts
People with 1,000+ posts
:04: and below members
Instructors
MMA practitioners
Kickboxing practitioners
Boxing guys
Tae Kwon Do guys
Wing Chun guys
RBSD guys
Armchair coach
Ninjas
06 members
The slight chance that a cat tap dances on the keyboard and posts under someone’s account
You.

Where do BJJ fit? omg.

My little brothers used to have hats like that only Olive green, they were called MASH hats or Radar hats after the character in the show, that was well back in the 70s.

Edit ed to Add, is that your Grandfather? Is your mum a Vet’s rice baby?

These hats are awesome. I could order food one minute and then hold them up the next.

Wow, a hat that hides a mask and a sword in it.

I demand Stage 3.