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From filmdrunk.com:

Tony Jaa is the best thing to happen to martial arts movies since Bruce Lee (video evidence after the jump), and he’s currently at work on Ong-Bak 2, his directorial debut. Only problem is, no one’s seen him since June.[INDENT]On Friday, Sahamongkol prexy Somsak Techaratanaprasert [holy god, how many syllables is that?] held a press conference to confirm that Tony Jaa has been missing since June. “But I love him as a son,” said Techaratanaprasert as the studio insists the much-anticipated Thai film “Ong-bak 2” will be finished in time for its scheduled Dec. 5 release in Thailand.
His family said Jaa has suffered a lot of stress from the shoot and has gone to meditate in the jungle. Reports in the Thai press suggest a case of budget mismanagement that resulted in Jaa spending over 200 million baht ($6.25 million) without finishing the film. “I guarantee that this is not a case of financial fraud, and I have no intention of pursuing any legal action against him,” Techaratanaprasert said. “We’re running behind schedule, and some of our international contracts have been cancelled because of that. I know he loves this film very much, so I just want him to finish the film because there’s only a little work left.”
Prachya Pinkaew, who directed the first “Ong-bak” and “Tom-yum-goong” (shown as “The Protector” in the U.S.), confirmed that he will step in to edit the footage and maybe direct the rest of the movie. “Jaa has little experience directing,” said Pinkaew. “He’s spent nearly $7.8 million. The film is almost finished, so I’ll try to see what I can do with the footage that he’s shot.”

[/INDENT]Meditating in the jungle? How badass is that? Anyway, I think the solution here is obvious. Tony Jaa has sworn off fighting and gone into hiding. If movies have taught me anything, all we need to do is kidnap a family member, or his prized elephant and he’ll be back beating the shit out of people in no time.


I bet our boy is really on a secret mission for some covert government agency, or he’s already off kicking someone’s ass one way or another. He doesn’t meditate, he decapitates. Click the link at the top of the post for the 5-minute unedited fight scene from the Protector as well as some high school boxing match for laughs.

Donnie Yen > Tony Jaa to the hundredth power

I demand video proof.

Donnie Yen can do all the same moves, has learned grappling/MMA…and most of all…

HE CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING ACT!

That’s what you say.

Let’s see your video proof of Tony Jaa acting.

Don’t you remember that time he looked sad about his elephant, but then he got real angry? Or the other time he got sad, and then angry? What about when he stared at his enemy, very angrily?

Anyways, Errant- you are the one making the claim here. It is on you to prove it.

This coming from the idiot who can’t even spell San Diego right…

Have you even seen Shao Po Long?

Dude, I love Donnie Yen movies, I’m just fucking with you.

And I can spell diego. Stand back and observe: SAN DIEGO.

It was a play on words on the old video game “Where in The World is Carmen Santiego”?

Biyatch.

You mean “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?”

Dipshit…

When you start correcting people on how to spell Carmen Sandiego, you forfeit all rights to call others ‘dipshit’.

You’re an angry little fella, huh?

-pats him on the head-

I LOVED that game as a kid. That and Oregon Trail.

I hated getting dysentary. Still do. Yea, those games were the shiznat.

WITWICS was way too easy.

BudoMonkey, don’t fuck with my childhood.

Back in the day when Apple II E’s were the shit!

Agreed. Way too easy. Especially once you played it a few times, you knew every frickin answer.

Do you remember the names of any of the V.I.L.E henchmen? I’m racking my brain. I know there was one named “Bjorn Toulouse”

Wu Jing made that movie.

So does “Ong Bak” just translate to “Tony Jaa”? Watching the trailer I saw no relation between the two movies other than TJ starring in both of them. Then again, the first Ong Bak had no story anyway so it’s whatever.