I also used to paint the figurines for Blood Bowl. lol Nerd.
Kid, I’ll bite. What shows?
I made this. Isn’t it pretty.
I’ve made a bunch of stuff into bongs. Does that count?
Assuming we are talking about avocation as opposed to vocation, then I guess I’ve made a few throwdown videos. And some dodgy furniture.
If we are talking vocation, then include a bunch of software and computer stuffs.
I’ve made, apart from various peices of clothing (that won awards btw), various car/ tractor engines with my dad and various arts and crafts that i felt compelled towards…
… Alot of cakes.
not your children, we mean something that takes skill
I’d like to see you make a baby and push it out 9 months later… 
Mmmmm… cake.
Cake = good.
Fuck, now i want cake.
a moment on the lips
an eternity on the hips.
remember that.
a moment on the lips
an eternity on the hips.
remember that.
You sound like my mum. (theoretically, i dont know what you sound like…)
well I would hope not like an Australian woman.
Jeez… I can’t stop thinking about cake.
And as for a baby, what if I’m able to make one out of spare parts?
Spare parts? From what? A car?
Or… or do you have spare human parts lying around?
Well of course he doesn’t what are you fucking retarded?
I’m selling them to him.
Nice drawing. Now quit shitting up the thread with real talent!
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I suppose I was exaggerating a bit… I’ve only produced/directed one show, a half-hour news magazine/variety program that my class and I made for a TV production course in my last semester of college. It aired on Houston’s PBS station, which I think is great; it’s nice to have producing and directing air credits for programming that was broadcast in a Top 10 television market. I also have technical director, video editor, and camera operator credits from other episodes that my class made for PBS that semester.
I also used to work for Houston’s CBS affiliate as a production assistant, doing everything from rolling cable to shooting b-roll to operating teleprompter to wrangling goats; I edited quite a few packages and teases for them as well (which also made air). I graduated last semester and now work as a production assistant for a Telly and Emmy Award-winning community television station in the North Dallas area. Obviously not a Top 10 market (although Dallas itself is), but I get to do videography, editing, technical directing, and everything else in between. I don’t get paid a lot (no one in the industry does, unless you’re talent or an upper-level producer or a member of station management), but I have a lot of fun doing what I do.
I have a video editing demo reel (FCP & Avid) of my student material posted online… I’ll get around to sharing it once I re-upload a better quality version. I’ve been meaning to ask Phrost if I can edit an upcoming “______ Sucks Month” video, so hopefully that’ll pan out if I’m not too busy with work.
So yes, technically I have “made television shows,” insofar as I produced content and crewed for said shows which have aired in legitimate local television markets. However, I do apologize for misleading you and making you think that I produced/directed a multitude of national programming.
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Back to making dick and fart jokes in YMAS!
Nice drawing. Now quit shitting up the thread with real talent!
^^ truth, damn those talented Mofo’s.
Oh, i see.
Thats alright then…
Btw, have your got a pair of female legs, 2 inches longer than mine?
Just wondering, no reason…
One really hot summer when I was a very poor engineering student, I made my own air conditioner. I borrowed my dad’s cooler and a garden hose, plus I had a fan and some firm plastic sheeting and duct tape. I filled the cooler with ice and water and wound the garden hose through it, with both ends hanging out. Then I fashioned a cone shape from the plastic sheeting and used the duct tape to attach the small end of the cone to the garden hose and the large end to the back of the fan. Voila! The fan pulled air through the garden hose, which was cooled by the ice water, and I had a nice cool breeze. At least, until the ice melted and then I’d have to get more. Whatever, it worked.
Sorry, couldn’t figure out how to shrink the image.
I built a great bicycle out of spare parts, does that count as made or would that go in the thread “things you have assembled*”?