Things women can't do.

In this thread, we’ll list things that women are incapable of doing.

Yesterday, I found that women can’t park.

I saw some woman double parked in a parking lot, so I parked in the stall next to her normally. Unfortunately, she was about 8 inches into my stall, so I went ahead with my business, which meant for her that there was no way she could fit her lard ass in between the cars. I watched and saw her climb into her passenger side to get over to he driver’s side.

I think that Justice has been served here.

It would have been funny had she tried to get in her side and scratched the shit out of your door

I thought about that, but that’s why I took the picture.

However, there was literally about 8 inches, that is to say one sirc penis, between the cars, there was no way fatass was gonna be able to reach her door.












Nuff said.

this one is especially for you sirc.

This thread was amusing until someone posted pictures from what had to be a niche site. Then it was move amusing.

Herrrr

Inevitably leads to durrrr


Gee I donno miss thang, you look like your making a pretty strong case for the opposition…

Hmmmm, not all were blondes it seems. Definitely morre than a few were…

About the pictures of women and their cars, I can only comment that those are some hot chicks!

Soul Brotha has won the thread…

…And destroyed my faith in women.

I shall restore it!!!

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Also, if anyone can find a woman that can read maps and give good driving directions, please let me know. I’d like to pick one up as a second wife. As it stands now, the one that I have is completely hopeless. I love her to death but damn is she directionally challenged.

As it stands now, I just give the map and directions to my son. He’s a much better copilot. He’s almost 2 years old now, and he’s got nothing but upside in the navigation department. He’s already a bit better than his mom.

Are you sure?

*shocked

must…resist…trolling…must…not…mention…sexist…remarks…must…not…fight…sarcastro…

My wife is the same way. I swear she would lose her way inside a paperbag. No sense of direction whatsoever

Blonds are a special case:

Fun to look at, but not the best breeding stock.

nowhere in this thread do you mention our inability to do math, lift heavy objects, use logic in our reasoning, or keep from having periods.

you’re losing your touch, sirc.

Don’t forget that they’re incapable of telling you why they’re upset.

I experienced this personally this morning.

Wow, you’re lucky.

I’ve been getting that for years.