I thought we didn’t delete threads here. Except that thread that phrost rampaged through, drunk posting, the other day.
I’m suprised he hasn’t got to this one. It has a five word OP…
Threads aren’t deleted, just moved to a happy place were the Mods all get together and laugh at them while pondering the fate of the next hapless sap.
Oh, i see… Damn you for having fun without us!
The thing that annoys me most about women is that you can’t QED them into sleeping with you. You have to pay them like $20 bucks, and with the economy the way it is that’s a very hefty price. I hope Obama will give me a subsidy.
That they keep pressing charges?
Daaaaaannnnnnngggggg how long have you been stowing away that little gem?
See, comments like this would work, had I actually asked a question rather than make a title with an unfinished sentence and then finish the sentence out myself. I mean, had this been that kind of question, then yeah, you’d be a genius. However, it’s not, so you’re just retarded.
You’re fired. Get the fuck out of my office.
No, thats what annoys me about women. I thought this was a share with the group type thing…
Excellent save, I can almost believe it.
In that case, you still need to stay 45 feet away from me.
What annoys me about myself is how the link between my brain and mouth breaks down at times when I’m trying to say something cutting to a guy.
Sirc - you’re correct about the indecisiveness and don’t forget the subsequent ‘worsening of an already bad situation’ where girls tend to blurt stupid stuff to cover for their fickle ways. Or maybe that’s just me.
No, that’s probably all of you.
No that is not just you this is spot on for 98% of all women.
Actually my original thread had said,
“How they get angry when they have to apologize to you.”
I never understood that about women. I’ve never met a girl who didn’t get super pissed off when they had to apologize to you.
Example:
Girl opens my car door and hits a trash can.
Me: Whoa there. Watch where you’re swinging my door. You’re lucky that was just a trashcan.
Her: … Fuck you.
An hour later
Her: Look, I’m sorry that I hit the trashcan with your door.
Me: That’s cool. Thanks for apologizing.
Her: WELL FUCK YOU! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO CONDESCENDING!
Me: Whoa there Cranky pants, what the hell?
Her: GRARR!!
Me: HOLY SHIT! YOU’RE A BEAR! I KNEW IT!
This is an actual event that happened a few days ago. Girls don’t like being accused of actually being a predatory mammal in disguise when they’re angry.
You two are in the dog house.
Sigh Good thing I made it comfortable the last time I was there.
Cool camping and a :bunny:to torture and eat, this is going to be fun.
Ha ha, you have no idea.
Unless you are like this YouTube - Holy Grail - Killer Bunny
I think I will have my fare share of fun…
Yeah it’s that smug bullshit you tote around all the time that irks me. Why am I the one at fault for something she did?
I didn’t hit a trashcan with her car door. I didn’t have to apologize.
Hell I didn’t ask her or need for her to apologize. Fuck that shit, I promptly told her to remove herself from the premises after the initial bear attack.