Recently, our Cancer-wishing little pixie Sirc made these claims of his value to Bullshido in open forum:
[quote=Sirc;2391680]Phrost pays me in subscriptions to porn magazines and keep me from being permabanned forever and ever and ever.
Also money. Lots and lots of money.[/quote]
I call BULLSHIT.
First:
Phrost pays me in subscriptions to porn magazines
FACT:
If Phrost was paying for porno mags, it would talk four strong men and a small boy with a team of horses to pry those mags from his grubby little meatmitts. Not because Phrost is so strong, but he has certain kinks and horses and strong men happen to fit those kinks.
Besides, IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET NOBODY PAYS FOR PORN ANYMORE!
Second:
Also money. Lots and lots of money
FACT:
If there is anything that Phrost likes more then horse/farmer porn its money.
:20bux:MONEY :20bux:MONEY:20bux: MONEY:20bux: MONEY :20bux:DOLLA:20bux: DOLLA :20bux:BILL :20bux:YA’LL:20bux:
Why else is he begging 4 ca$h at every turn…even so much as to offering flare to those of us who give him money. HE AIN’T GONNA TURN THAT SHIT LOOSE TO FUCKING SIRC OF ALL PEOPLE.
Fucking Phrost even charges for namechanges. U fuckup and pick a gheyass name like Dustin_211 that can be traced back to your pitiful OKCupid account?
too bad, bitch, cough up some green and get a new badass name like MMAMONSTERFUCKER_666
I demand to see subscription labels to such porn mags…and may need to see the actual porn mags as well…as well as pay stubs or canceled checks or PayPal transactions to verify these claims.
If it comes out (and it will, I have trouble keeping my pants on) during my investigation that my Sponsorship is finding it’s way into Sirc’s purse, I will be very, very unhappy and will pull my Sponsorship like certain other posters have done on this site for similar reasons completely unrelated to heritage
[quote=Snake Plissken;2391717]U fuckup and pick a gheyass name like Dustin_211 that can be traced back to your pitiful OKCupid account?
too bad, bitch, cough up some green and get a new badass name like MMAMONSTERFUCKER_666
[/quote]
FACT:
If Phrost was paying for porno mags, it would talk four strong men and a small boy with a team of horses to pry those mags from his grubby little meatmitts. Not because Phrost is so strong, but he has certain kinks and horses and strong men happen to fit those kinks.
Besides, IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET NOBODY PAYS FOR PORN ANYMORE!
They can have my pr0n when they pry it from my cramped sticky fingers ?
I want to buy an island and claim independance, any shitty island will do, then i’m going to call it Cumbayamylord, and get rich off my tits selling the .cum domain to internerd porn sites.
infractions be damned
U FAYGZ QUIT GIVING MY THREAD CANZER.
this is SRS investigation.
I need to know if this porn Sirc is getting is straight porn or GHEY porn. very important.
cuz I don’t want to be getting no GHEY pr0n but, you know, it’s all good with Sirc having it…IF he gets paid by the site and all.
and Dustin/Sirc would make some mighty fine ghey twink porn if that’s your kink…WHICH IT TOTALLY ISN"T
I’m totally into straight porn. I am monstrously heterosexual, let me continue to tell you how straight i am because if i don’t you’ll start questioning my heterosexuality. I love women. I have sex like pretty much a lot. If you don’t believe me, I will continue to talk about sex until you believe me. I am bigjayboogie.
Anyway, man, unless you’re the IRS, I ain’t telling you shit.
I’m totally into straight porn. I am monstrously heterosexual, let me continue to tell you how straight i am because if i don’t you’ll start questioning my heterosexuality. I love women. I have sex like pretty much a lot. If you don’t believe me, I will continue to talk about sex until you believe me. I am bigjayboogie. [/quote]
this is another unverified claim you are making.
BULSHIDOKA ARGUMENT #-uh- NUMBER SOMETHING
Anyway, man, unless you’re the IRS, I ain’t telling you shit.
I’m totally into straight porn. I am monstrously heterosexual, let me continue to tell you how straight i am because if i don’t you’ll start questioning my heterosexuality. I love women. I have sex like pretty much a lot. If you don’t believe me, I will continue to talk about sex until you believe me. I am bigjayboogie.
Anyway, man, unless you’re the IRS, I ain’t telling you shit.
Snitches get stitches.[/quote]
got damnit I was just moseying my fat ass in here and look what I bumped into and no I was not ego searching really but anything with Sirc and Gay Porn spikes my interest.
Sirc is not INTO gay porn, he is IN gay porn. He’s the designated stunt cock! If you need a six inch penis that his girlfriend lies to him and says it’s been the largest thing ever inside of her because she’s only 12 and a midget: call Sirc!
Having said that I really would hate to think my hard earned 10 bucks a year is going to support Captain stunt cock. That’s worse than supporting terrorism.
[quote=BigJayBoogie;2391912]got damnit I was just moseying my fat ass in here and look what I bumped into and no I was not ego searching really but anything with Sirc and Gay Porn spikes my interest.
Sirc is not INTO gay porn, he is IN gay porn. He’s the designated stunt cock! If you need a six inch penis that his girlfriend lies to him and says it’s been the largest thing ever inside of her because she’s only 12 and a midget: call Sirc!
Having said that I really would hate to think my hard earned 10 bucks a year is going to support Captain stunt cock. That’s worse than supporting terrorism.[/quote]
My with all that homoeroticism dripping from your post I can tell you are quite the alphamale hetero, aren’t you?