The Silliest Fight Evar

Alright, I’m back and yet again I’m risking getting trolled (simply because I’m me and I’m posting), but I had a really funny dream last night inspired by two threads I read on bullshido. It was a Matrix-Style dude fighting a XMA dude. It ended up the Matrix-Style guy winning because he punched the XMA guy in the neck, but it left me with the question, in an actual fight who would win? I debated this with myself for quite some time, but then I decided to let you decide. Have fun.

Are you fist fucking me?

I wasted 15 seconds clicking on your thread to have my time wasted by this bullshit?

You’re an idiot and I’ll never read any post from you again, cheers Neo.

Bruce Lee

I had a dream that I read a really really bad post, all the way through. Thankfully it was just a dream…wasn’t it??? Red pill! red pill now! Get me outta here!

Hay guise!11 Iz a dream! Lolz

All I would like to know is, WHO THE HELL POSTS ABOUT A DREAM THEY HAD TO BULLSHIDO!?!?!

An idiot.

Wow, you know what, I expected this from a bunch of wapanese cock-suckers and some army-boy who thinks he’s tough shit. You guys take yourselves way too seriously, and come on, it’s just a fucking question. As martial artists you guys dissapoint me, over-reacting to shit like that. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

BITCH THIS AINT SOME HAPPY FUN TIME HUGZ FORUM

AS A MARTIAL ARTIST YOU DISSAPOINT ME YOU SHOULD BE MUCH MORE ARGHYBADASS AND NOT SUCH A WHINY OH LOOK AT MY GAY DREAMS EMO KID

:qright7:

i think i’ll humour him.XMA is only glorified gymnastics with sticks. The people in the matrix had guns and could slow down time. So the real winner here is chuck norris.

rickson gracie by armbar…every time

This post stole bandwidth from downloading porn.

Yeah? Have some. End of thread.:evil6:

Seriously guys this is serious business, do you think one fictional character would beat another fictional character in a fictional fight?

Noone cares about your dream, and noone understands you. I think it’s time to go cut yourself.

Piano wire and a tall tree…

Do it now.

DO IT!!11!!!






In the rain…

My suggestion is faster:

you guys are being too hard on shinsaisamurai. there’s precedent for posting dreams on bullshido.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=33071

Did you actually read that thread, it didn’t exactly win that guy friends either.

i was being facetious.