the REAL way to make a silent kill

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There is a myth going on about slitting somebody’s throat with a knife is a silent kill. It is anything but silent. The enemy will gurgle and thrash around until his brains run out of oxygen, creating a lot of noise in the process.

No, if you want a silent kill, you gotta put your blade at the indent at the base of your enemy’s skull (bone is thin there) and slam upward at a 45-degree angle. You’ll scramble his medulla oblongata and the motor senses are cut off immediately. Now THAT’s a silent kill.

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There is so much that is wrong with that post.

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Great, thanks for the tip. Why don’t you give us a practical example, say, by doing it on yourself so we can see you die silently first hand.

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puke

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What are your qualifications?
Can you cite your references for this information? Other than Anatomy 101, of course.

Cos, you know, I would say that beheading a sentry with my +4 shortsword of Pinthyralalal would be equally silent.
But I’d be talking out of my arse.

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Please read forum descriptions.

There is no fraud, questionable business practices or historical controversy here. Moved to YMAS.

The best way to kill someone silently is a suppressed small-caliber firearm to the base of the skull at point-blank range.

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Nuke em from orbit…only way to be sure

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f’kin A

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Hit them repeatedly with a bat while saying “shhhhhhhhh” throughout the ordeal.

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I prefer to kill people by throwing them feet-first into a wood chipper.

They scream a lot, but you can’t hear it over the engine noise.

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Or do it in space.

As we all know, in space, no-one can hear you scream.

:chewy:

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Having read the title, I’m Disappointed to discover that thread doesn’t provide advice on tactical farting.

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You just wait until the combat situation is over. Real men DO NOT vent.

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Well that’s interesting. Doing a quick Google search on ‘silent kill’ shows that this troll hasn’t changed his lame angle for at least two years.

the REAL way to make a silent kill - Military Photos

Time to update your routine mate. :XXbirdman

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Don’t forget to salt the earth where they were incinerated,

so that their ilk may never sprout again.

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Have you ever thought about therapy…

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Silent therapy?

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Eddo, please silently kill your posts.

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Sometimes, while I’m choking people via RNC, I like to take the hand that is behind their head and stroke their hair while whispering “Shhh…it will all be over soon…ssshhhhh.”

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so ok…now i know how do silent kill…now what?

i enjoy the screams of my victims.

when it’s late at night and i can’t sleep cos of all my stress i like the walk to the city park and beat up homeless people with a brick, now i should silently stab them?

you are no fun at all.