The Pimp;

Okay so I bring a girl to the party and she tell me you ain’t paying.
Pay up bitches!!!

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

what the hell?
she should be paying me!


Shut up and Gracie train!

Phrosty finally got my article up, all come and look!
http://bullshido.com/article_read.asp?id=162

Why? Because you make her laugh after you take off your pants?

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

Omega-

So your the forum pimp now huh? That’s really funny. lol

Hey wait! What does that make me?

Okay so I bring a girl to the party and she tell me you ain’t paying.
Pay up bitches!!!

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

Back off man! I wrote her an IOU.

Pimps are terrible human beings. They take advantage of women in a psychologically weakened state and exploit them endlessly for profit. Many pimps have no qualms with selling underaged girls to child molesters if it means one more dollar. Anyone who brags about being a “pimp” out to be ashamed of themself.

Our horse is too dead, our jockey’s too big, our trainer’s too old, and I’m too dumb to know the difference!

Shut up bitch!!!

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

you’re right Boyd, and what does it say about our current society that they’re now considered trendy.

Any pimp sniffing around our women folk, gets an ass full rock salt. The second time its buck shot or a good old fashion hanging.

Yeh, but pimps are just so…PIMP.

WTF are you talking about?

RealMAs, your racist reference to the brutal killing of a black man(with your stereotypical implication that black men are pimps) is deplorable. I’m all for free speech, but you are crossing the line, and I hope that the admin. of this site bans your stupid racist ass.

Im TRYING to believe that that wasnt the reference.

He shouldnt be banned though. Not if the let the holocaust own3ed pic slide.

Hey Samuel Brown, and Boyd…

K-mart is having a sale on STFU…

Take a look at my post on “Political Correctness”…

Just because your mommas’ pimp took 90% of the cut so you couldn’t eat any ice cream don’t take it out on us.

As a matter of fact I had this fight where I bitch slapped a guy for the fun of it. Isn’t that right Anthony?

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

Yes I was tactless, to those that I have offended, you have my sincere apology.

omega

  1. you keep track of what is sold at k-mart? thats pathetic.

  2. Just because the girls chip in and pay you to stay away from them does not mean you’re a pimp, it only means you have very bad breath.

RealMAs:

Originally, I had written up a long, wordy post in response to Omega on political correctness that would basically be a way for me to cover my ass so that I could launch the mother of all racist jokes (and one that I made up myself, to boot). But then I realized, why should I go through all that trouble when I could find just as much joy is saying the following:

RealMAs, you’re a cocksucker.

Our horse is too dead, our jockey’s too big, our trainer’s too old, and I’m too dumb to know the difference!

No wonder he hates pimps. Hes clearly a ho. i didnt even have to pull out the pimphand and hes crawling back apologizing like a little bitch.

omega

  1. you keep track of what is sold at k-mart? thats pathetic.

  2. Just because the girls chip in and pay you to stay away from them does not mean you’re a pimp, it only means you have very bad breath.

Samuel Browning

((breathes into hand twice and smells hand))

na uh…

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius