The Greatest Picture Ever

If I never shared this with you guys before, sorry. Took this in Japan of one of my fellow gaijin, and I’ll probably never take a picture this good again.

Perfection? I believe it to be so.

Asahi is fantastic beer. One of the few I like.

I like her teeth/smile. And beer.

I keep meaning to go to a printers with this thing and get it posterized.

  1. Flat, omnidirectional lighting lacks visual diversity
  2. Slight fringing artifacts around the fingers
  3. No attention paid to usage of selective focus or depth of field manipulation.
  4. Subject is placed dead in the center of the frame, drawing inevitable comparisons to tourist photos.
  5. Harsh, thick grain visible all over picture.
  6. Asahi beer tastes exactly like every other beer, which in turn tastes like Satan and corn.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you’re a tool.

I’m not saying it’s a bad picture. I mean it’d look great printed out on, say, a burlap sack you’d accidentally hitched to your bumper and dragged three miles, or a particularly coarse type of sandpaper.

Or wait. Maybe I’m reading it wrong. Is she supposed to look like a million hornets wearing Predator-like cloaking shields are swarming her face?

“You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Boyd again.”

I can’t remember repping you earlier, but meh.

Oh shit just when that phrase was stricken from my memory.

Sorry DT, but Boyd wins the thread, LMAO

Tenshi redeems himself.

It’s not cathursday, is it?

No, but tomorrow is Robot Wednesday, I hope you fuckers will remember this time.

There’s no good Robot Wednesday threads anymore. Best one died with old GBS.

Also:

Asahi is a good beer, I prefer Saporo personally, but thats just me.