DAMNIT, MUST TROLL HARDER!
Catch guys wrestle with their sisters! BJJ guys wrestle with your sister!
YOU CANNOT GET PRIVATE LESSONS FROM THE GHOST OF LOU THEIS IF YOU DO BJJ.
Now that’s trolling.
THE BJJ TERM FOR “RUBE” IS “VIADO”.
COINCIDENTALLY, THE BJJ TERMS FOR “CATCH WRESTLER” IS ALSO “VIADO”.
ANTLERS OFF
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND (LAST WEEK, KENTUCKY) A NUMBER OF MEN WERE SITTING IN THEIR METH LAB RECEIVING THEIR WEEKLY DOSE OF WWE. HOW RIC FLAIR CONTINUES TO CHEAT DEATH AND ELUDE MY GRASP I STILL DO NOT KNOW, BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY ENTIRELY. ANYWAY, WHILST TWEAKING THE CHIEF METH-HEAD (OR AS HIS KIND IS KNOWN IN THE SOUTH, BOSS HOG) FREAKED OUT AND UTTERED THE BLASPHEMOUS SUMMONING INCANTATION FOR THE LESSER DAEMON Ppn’nfolduabl. Ppn’nfolduabl IS BUT A LOWLY CATCHWRESTLER WHO HAS JUST RECENTLY SIGNED UP HERE AT GRACIE BARRA BOWELS OF HELL. EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM WHEN HE TRIES TO SHINLOCK ME WHILE I HAVE TRIPLE BACKMOUNT. I MEAN, I DON’T EVEN HAVE SHINS LOL. BUT ANYWAY THE METH-HEAD’S INCANTATION, THOUGH IT WOULD SEEM AS GIBBERISH TO MERE MORTALS AND WAS ONLY RECITED CORRECTLY DUE TO THE BOSS HOG’S THICK HILLBILLY ACCENT, BROUGHT FORTH Ppn’nfolduabl WHO TOOK A SEAT AND BEGAN TO LAMENT THE STATE OF MODERN WRESTLING AND HOW THE ONLY TRUE HOOKERS (LOL) CAME OUT OF STU HART’S DUNGEON. NOT HAVING MUCH TO DO ON A MONDAY NIGHT SINCE THE TUF2 SEASON ENDED, I CHOSE TO APPEAR IN A GLORIOUS FLAME FROM A NEARBY ANHYDROUS AMMONIA TANK, BLINDING SEVERAL OF THE METH-HEADS AND MAKING Ppn’nfolduabl SHIT HIS DAEMONPANTS. I PROCEEDED TO TACKLE HIM AND THE LAY-Z-BOY AND LANDED IN OVER-A-BARREL (WHICH IS WHAT CATCH-WRESTLERS CALL SIDEMOUNT). THE WHAILING OF THE BLINDED HICKS WAS INSTANTLY DROWNED OUT BY Ppn’nfolduabl’S PIERCING SCREAM AS I APPLIED A DOUBLE ARMBAR-OMOPLATA I HAD SEEN ON ONE OF NINO SCHEMBRI’S TAPES THE PREVIOUS NIGHT. AS Ppn’nfolduabl TAPPED WITH HIS FEET LIKE A VIADO I CURSED ALL OF THEM TO HAUNT THE GRANARY IN APPARITION FORM UNTIL THE NEXT REUNION OF HEE-HAW.
THE SOUTH WON’T RISE AGAIN. LET GO OF YOUR SISTER’S TIT
STOP.
JUST STOP.
We now have a forum dedicated to this discussion.
THE TERM “CATCH WRESTLER” IS FREELY INTERCHANGABLE WITH “PHROST”.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GOT SERVED, JACK PHROST!
Shut up boyd.
BOYD??? WHO IS THIS “BOYD” OF WHOM YOU SPEAK AND ALSO OF WHOM I HAVE NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE? MY NAME IS LAVATORR THE MIGHTY, OR SOMETIMES LAVATORR THE FIERCE. PERHAPS THIS IS A BURN OF SOME SORT BY CALLING ME BOY BUT IN THE PRETERITE AND MISSING THE “E” AND ALSO MAKING BOY A VERB. IF SO, TOUCHE MR. ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS NIGHTSTRIKE. YOUR SKILLFULL WORDPLAY HAS LEFT ME flamingly MAD!
Banned…again…in 5…4…3…