I got a dude in a half-assed triangle choke… Yeah it was half-assed cuz he was still able to move and breathe… So he was able to lift me about 2 feet then he slammed me on the mats.
That loosened the triangle, and he tried to pass the guard and go into a sidemount. I saw that coming and trapped one of his legs… so its a halfguard now.
But that was the beginning of the end for him.
CUZ I FARTED LOUD!
And he gave up right there. End of story. This guy apparently shouldnt have tried to slam me in the first place.
HE SHOULD HAVE TAPPED OUT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE!!!
Moral of the story: TAP OUT!!! QUICK!!!
Unless you wanna get a taste of t3h d3adly l3th@l ph@rt So ph3@r t3h ph@rt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!:waoya