The false accusation thread

This is the thread for playful false accusations. Anyone is fair game and try to keep it clean. That being said:

Phrost can’t swim and drinks Zima.

Maverick is not REALLY jewish

Debul wears his jock strap on the outside of his gi.

Ashida Kim is a ninja. And Japanese. And isn’t a shameful excuse for a human being.

I have a gi, or a jock

Quit complimenting my third cousin (by marriage) like that!

The Villain wears Kung Fu jammies with tobi socks around his house.

Sochin is a decent human being by virtue that he eats dead animals and rejects the heresy of vegetarianism.

George Dillman escaped from the Matrix and is trying to free the rest of us. He has recruited Rudy Abel and Coda Scott to help him.

USMC0351 is actually in the Coast Guard, and plans on voting for Pat Buchanan in the next election. He’ll write him in if needed.

Aikido isn’t gay.

I’m not using this thread as a cheap post whoring spree.

ISCARIOT HAS OFTEN DONE A HARD DAY’S WORK.

It is unheard of for Sochin to be ‘wine spitting all over my keyboard’ hilarious.

Completely unheard of.

Damn, we got Trollshidoed! It didn’t even get to page 3!

Pretty funny though. Who did it? (just kidding)

BJJ isn’t gay

I thought every thread on Bullshido was the false accusation thread.

Yeah, but this is a (for the most part) Rudy Abel/Coda Scott free zone.

Doc can quote the entire movie Deliverance word for word.