While initially dismayed at the bitchfestery that is the newly unfolding drama laid bare before our prying little eyes and grubby little paws, I’m now thinking that there is too much bitching, and drama.
I therefore present this midol-esque thread for sweaty hugging, BJJ, and reconciliation. Put away your Ben and Jerry’s and Friends season 5 DVD.
Yes, Phrost is Darth Sidious, and his plans to build a Death Star have been unvelied. Yes, It Is Fake is really 2 squirrels strapped into a steam engine, forced to run clockwise and counter clockwise in pre-determined intervals to power the binary logic engine that allows him to store monumental volumes of information about every poster. Yes, Omega is really 4 ft tall and does Aikido. Yes, Tom Kagan and Sam Browninig are really conjoined twins who have to post at varying intervals, and finally YES, Lebell was initially hired by Phrost to sexually pleasure all our European counterparts. Tough shit, deal with it.
Now cut the crap, and give the poster next to you a fucking hug, or get your asses back to training.
[QUOTE=P Marsh;2528453]I bet your not even a real monkey. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE![/QUOTE]
I DENY THESE FALSE AND COMPLETELY UNTRUE ALLEGATIONS!!!
You sir, are a liar, mocker and false assumer.
That means he also has the cure but he’ll be dead before can post the formula on the Internet.
I learned Otoshi at Judo yesterday which is like a hug that ends in pain but I was then taught to take it to Newaza from there so it’s like a hug sandwich which ends in a ground hug which contains 11.2% more love.
[QUOTE=Kovacs;2528498]That means he also has the cure but he’ll be dead before can post the formula on the Internet.
I learned Otoshi at Judo yesterday which is like a hug that ends in pain but I was then taught to take it to Newaza from there so it’s like a hug sandwich which ends in a ground hug which contains 11.2% more love.
So let’s hug on the ground.[/QUOTE]
“I don’t know what you just said, man, but it means something”.
