And after a public appearance in which Jesse Ventura feeds the masses by turning perfectly good soup and pasta into “Hotdish” he will assume control as Potentate of the Kingdom of Minnesota. A push to annex Wisconsin however will be met with fierce resistence from pitch fork armed bachelor farmers wearing cheesewedgehats. The battle shall rage until both sides realize they should join sides, head to Texas and pistelwhip Norm Green until he reestablishes the Minnesota North Stars.
Thus spake… vern.
“Gentleman! There’s no fighting in here! This is the War Room!”
Why did I never think of this before? Alter, come elecion time you have to visit the political forums. Nobody there can HOPE to stand a chance up against you. It would almost be too easy, but the reactions would be well worth it.
With all due respect, Master Chee “Healing Machine” Xiong Sensei, I want Shamrock to win. Could the shaman be wrong? Even with your #1 internet powers? Peace.
Why did I never think of this before? Alter, come elecion time you have to visit the political forums. Nobody there can HOPE to stand a chance up against you. It would almost be too easy, but the reactions would be well worth it.
LMAO That would be pretty funny:
Some shmuck: I beg to differ. The constant hinderance of thorough arms inspections by the Iraqi government necessitates military action.
Alter7: Kimura would kill all Iraqi’s with the Kimura and then Oyama would kill Sadam with a single punch! Do you doubt me I am the greatest troll ever. Your mom is my bitch! You have no choice but to ban me.
Dochter just don’t know nonthing about the great Alter7nate yet…
Dochter have techniques but can he beat Shannon Logan? HELL NO! HE’LL GET KTFO
Did Shannon Logan submit to Alter7nate? Yes, and I don’t even want to explain her last moaning…
Did hte Genius known as Peedee tap out to Alter7nate? Twice
Keyboard Warrior VS Alter7nate who won? Alter7nate by TKO
Underground’s Luke VS Alter7nate? Luke refuses to fight…saying that Alter7nate is just a hater and not a troll.
Ruk VS Alter7nate? Alter7nate won by TKO
Yeah you’re right I don’t know much, nor do I know the majority of the folks that you mentioned. Go take out some conservatives in the political forums like peedee said.
It would depend if it was an actual fight I might be encouraged to try, depending on proximity and rules (ie. amount of protective gear). In reality I’m not very good (I am pretty big though, so I might employ the fat bastard strategy and sit on you), still learning but I’d give it a go (don’t tell my fiancee).
If its a flame war you want I already need to spend less time here (the amount of time I waste is actually starting to affect my work) I probably wouldn’t be able to engage in battle. I won’t concede defeat but rather plead “nolo contendre”.
Have fun with Kungfools. Doubt it’d be much of a match to watch though, he is an illeterate jackass, and a mindless sheep>
Tony was one of my top student, so I asked the spirits to change fate…but this one is written too deep. So Ken has no chance, as the spirits reported back to me 3 ddays ago.
Well, I must now leave the forum now…
As Tito beating the hell out of Ken Shamrock and Yoshida armlocking Don Frye had come to pass…
See, look at the dates…wasn’t I accurate?
The spirits told me that Yoshida will catch Don Frye in eitehr a Armbar or a Kimura…and it has come to pass that Yoshida caught him with a Armbar.
I have 2 more visions…
I see Judokas that are better than Yoshida coming to MMA soon…but these Judokas are weaker than Kimura however.
I see myself winning the War of Armageddon and recovering my health back, and gaining GrandMaster status in Chinese Medicine in the process…
That US will fight Iran as well.
-Pakistan and India will continue to have tension.
-China will rise as a superpower
-More attacks by Al Qaeda
-More conflict in the middle east
-More economic strife
-Global warming will continue
-Bush will be even a greater idiot than before
-US military will be more intrusive in violating civil rights
Yada yada yada yada
I found this on a related thread and it made me laugh, I also read a post Phrost made the other day buying into this bullshit… First he got the date wrong - It’s December 21st, 2012. Secondly that isn’t the Mayan assumed end of days. It a turn in their cycles.
The last creation ended on a long count of 13.0.0.0.0. Another 13.0.0.0.0 will occur on December 21, 2012, and it has been discussed in many New Age articles and books that this will be the end of this creation or something else entirely. However, the Maya abbreviated their long counts to just the last five vigesimal places. There were an infinitely larger number of units that were usually not shown. When the larger units were shown (notably on a monument from Coba), it is expressed as 13.13.13.13.13.13.13.0.0.0.0, where the larger units are evidently supposed to be 13s in all larger places. In this age we are only approaching 0.0.0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0, and the larger places are nowhere near the 13s that would match the end of the last creation.
This is confirmed by a date from Palenque, which projects forward in time to 1.0.0.0.0.0, which will occur on October 13, 4772. The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012. There will be a baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of a 400 year period, but not the end of the age.
I hear people mention this all the time and it makes me chuckle that people actually believe something so misconstrued.