The Dumbest POOP ever, courtesy of me A&H

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Don’t swear in the title, you dip shit.

My bad… Duly noted.

I guess I’m not funny… I’ll stick to being an asshole.

Everyone hates you, go away.

That was not funny at all.

Generally people this insipid are under twenty. At the current rate, I see A&H being the oldest Village Idiot in existence.

GG

Mega Jesus San - good to see you back, at least there is one person here less funny than myself. The votes are in
I’ll stick to relavent commentary from now on. I guess being shot at kinda fucks up your sense of humor…

Your “relevant commentary” sucks too. You’re like the dorky kid, whom no one likes, that chimes in with stupid ideas just to feel like he’s participating in the conversation.

Actually that was funny. Apparently the latent home bush butt boys were threatened by it. Get a life and then go kill it.

C’mon man I from Boston and I love Busch which is at the very least better than bottled water. I love bush too and respect Bush to some degree.

I love Bush.

Or shaved.

Either way.

They’d love you on MAP.

More swearing and boobies, please.