The boyd joke explanation thread

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=444732#post444732

Really? So I could say something like JIMMY HOFFA IS BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE CONFINES OF SHAR’S CUNT and she’d never know? Awesome!

James Riddle Hoffa (1913-1975?) was a noted American labor leader who is also well-known for the mysterious circumstances surrounding his death.

Hoffa was born in Brazil, Indiana and was the son of a poor coal miner. His father died when he was young and Hoffa could not stay in school. Hoffa moved to Detroit to work in a warehouse. He was a natural leader who was annoyed at the mistreatment of workers, and in 1933, at just the age of twenty, he helped organize his first strike of “swampers,” the workers who unloaded strawberries and other produce.
-Wikipedia

Hoffa’s body was never found, and people have been looking for it for a very long time. Shar would actually WANT to know if Hoffa’s body was buried inside her because it is a big mystery everyone wants to solve.

Explain this one please:

I wonder if Aquaman fucks fish?

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=426449#post426449

Boyd was pointing out the obvious absurdity of asking a sexual question on bullshido using Aquaman, a member of the Justice League of America as an example.

Really?
It looks to me like it is something you say to someone to break the ice. Possibly even a pick-up line.

no

Explain:
"One can only make so many references to their sex life before the facade of Internet Playerdom sheds, in yellowish, semitransparent folds, revealing an aging housewife with a middle-aged spread, longtime browser but firsttime shopper of Lover’s Lane.

I kid. I can tell you’ve had sex with CT, because you playfully laid it out for me in that delightful little innuendo “kodak moments”. Oh ho, what a devilishly naughty girl you are! I can only imagine the sort of tawdry AIM chat logs you have saved on your ‘private’ folders! Perhaps you could share snippets with us…?"

seems pretty self-explanatory

I was wondering if there was anything deeper I was missing.

afaik, nothing

It’s MSN, not AIM.

Just to be clear.

ew, now that’s just dirty