The Ashida Kim MessageBoards are Back!

That’s funny because your former teacher Paul Chau is a liar and a fraud as well. Did you ever call him on it?

Never lied to me.

Paul Chau - Fraudulent CMA Teacher

The Sijo of our kwoon has been involved in martial arts in this city since the
1960’s and he had some interesting things to say about “master” Paul Chau and his past. My sifu also informed me about how he took TWO Tai Chi classes back in the 1980’s and then began teaching classes himself shortly thereafter at 3M.
Have you ever wondered why the Chinese community in London always approached our club to do demos for Chinese New Year and for the Dragon Boat Races?Even though our sifu is non asian and Paul Chau is Chinese? The Chinese know he is a fake - that is why.
You have been duped. If you wish to share this information with your ‘Master’ and he wants to dispute it, tell him to come by and see us in person at CAACMA.

your such a animal ozz - Lu

Just doing my part to “contribute to the mission of this site”!!

Should this be posted on AKs web page or not?

“Ashida Kim” was the code name of one of the Mugei Mumei no Jutsu Ryu’s finest - a ninja assassin named Radford Davis. It is known that his father, a former member of the Mugei Mumei no Jutsu Ryu forbade his son from joining the Mugei Mumei no Jutsu Ryu, because he did not want his son to live his life as an assassin. But Radford was forced to join in order to provide his family with a comfortable life. During the events of Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero, Radford was hired by Quan Chi to find a map hidden in the Himalayas. However, Quan Chi had also requested for the services of Sub-Zero, who belonged to the rival Lin Kuei clan. The theory of hiring two ninja was simple - in case one of them failed, the other would succeed and Quan Chi would be closer to unlocking unknown and ultimate power.
Interestingly enough, both Radford and Sub-Zero succeeded in getting to their destination, but the two met each other reaching for the same map they were sent out to acquire. Because the Mugei Mumei no Jutsu Ryu and the Lin Kuei are natural and fierce enemies, Sub-Zero and Radford fought, with Sub-Zero gaining the upper advantage. As Radford lay on the ground, defeated, he begged and pleaded with Sub-Zero to spare his life, but Sub-Zero decapitated him and left his body where it fell. Radford would fall into the pits of the Netherealm itself, and was reborn as a ninja spectre when Lucifer who was the caretaker of Netherealm at the time, approached him with an offer to restore him back to life. However, he had to pay a dear price - if Radford accepted, he was never again to return to his former life. Fueled by an undying rage and thirst for retribution, Radford accepted the offer. Ashida Kim, as he now referred to himself, returned to Earthrealm as a vengeful spectre and found his clan and family brutally murdered. Because of the brutal death he suffered at the hands of Sub-Zero, Ashida Kim believed that the Lin Kuei was responsible for this massacre. He vowed to not only murder Sub-Zero himself, but also the entire Lin Kuei Clan.
Ashida Kim would not meet Sub-Zero again until a brief encounter in the Netherealm, where Sub-Zero had been sent by Raiden to regain the amulet from Shinnok and Quan Chi. The two fought, but Sub-Zero defeated Ashida Kim again and escaped from the undead assassin’s wrath. Sub-Zero was later invited to participate in Shang Tsung’s tournament of Mortal Kombat - unknown to the Lin Kuei warrior, Ashida Kim had been invited as well, and the two met on Shang Tsung’s boat, at which point Ashida Kim grabbed Sub-Zero by the throat and said “You killed me in cold blood exactly two years ago, to this day, but my demons have allowed me to avenge my death. I could kill you at this moment, but I am not a murderer. We will meet at the tournament, and then, Lin Kuei, you will pay with your life.”
While Ashida Kim and Sub-Zero did not meet at the tournament itself, they did meet in the aftermath of Mortal Kombat. With Goro’s defeat at the hands of Liu Kang, Shang Tsung became furious. He challenged Liu Kang himself. Raiden led Ashida Kim and Sub-Zero to battle Shang Tsung’s army, and once they were defeated, Ashida Kim and Sub-Zero turned on each other. Though Sub-Zero was a difficult opponent, Ashida Kim eventually won the battle and slew his long-time nemesis. With his mission accomplished, Ashida Kim turned to ash.
A year later, Ashida Kim learned of Sub-Zero’s plans to compete in the second tournament. Enraged at the idea that his murderer had “survived” and his vengeance was incomplete, Ashida Kim followed Sub-Zero into the realm of Outworld, where Shao Kahn hosted the second tournament. It is unknown whether or not Sub-Zero and Ashida Kim met, but Ashida Kim was a witness to one of Sub-Zero’s battles, in which he saw Sub-Zero sparing the life of an opponent. Ashida Kim did not understand why the Lin Kuei warrior had grown so merciful. He later on came to the realization that this Sub-Zero was the younger brother of his murderer, who was sent to complete his brother’s failed mission. As a result, Ashida Kim vowed to become the new Sub-Zero’s protector to atone for killing his elder brother.
When Shao Kahn invaded Earthrealm and unsuccessfully tried to conquer the Netherealm as well, Ashida Kim was inadvertently set free, and began walking the grounds of Earth once more. He pledged allegiance to no one, taking neither friends nor enemies. Shao Khan, however, recognized Ashida Kim’s superior warrior skills, and enlisted the ninja in his forces under the promise of being granted life. Ashida Kim’s allegiance with Shao Khan quickly dissolved when he discovered that Sub-Zero (whom he vowed to protect) was one of Earth’s warriors whom Shao Khan wanted to kill. He turned on Shao Khan, and sided with the Earthrealm warriors in their final showdown with the evil emperor. With Shao Khan and his minions defeated, Earth reverted back to normal. Ashida Kim, however, was driven back to hell, only to one day rise up once more.
During the events of Mortal Kombat Gold, Ashida Kim was told by Quan Chi that the younger Sub-Zero was involved with the murders of his family and clan, and also offered him life in exchange for the spectre’s assistance in the war with the Elder Gods, which Ashida Kim eagerly accepted. Ashida Kim eventually caught up with Sub-Zero, and the two began their final battle; after a long, epic battle, Ashida Kim emerged the victor. As Ashida Kim stood triumphantly over Sub-Zero, the defeated warrior proclaiming innocence, Quan Chi appeared and revealed that he had arranged for the killing of the Mugei Mumei no Jutsu Ryu and Ashida Kim’s family. Before Ashida Kim could speak, Quan Chi attempted to send him back to the Netherealm. Ashida Kim grabbed Quan Chi before the sorceror could complete his spell, sending them both into the dreaded realm.
During the years that Quan Chi spent in the Netherealm, he would be chased, brutalized, and tortured by Ashida Kim. Quan Chi had little chance of escape, as his powers were weakened while he was in the Netherealm, and Ashida Kim’s power and strength conversely increased (note: Quan Chi, as Shinnok’s second-in-command, had previously resided in the Netherealm. However, this was explained as a new region of the Netherealm where sorcerors lose power). Quan Chi eventually struck a deal with the Oni Drahmin and Moloch, who fought off Ashida Kim for him. When Quan Chi escaped the Netherealm through a portal, Ashida Kim followed him, but the volatile portal did not send him to the same place. He continued to hound Quan Chi in a game of cat-and-mouse for the years to come, until Drahmin and Moloch threw him into the soulnado, believing that it would kill the ninja spectre once and for all (as recounted in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance).
Ashida Kim, however, managed to ascend up to the heavens, where the soulnado emerged, and managed to cheat death once again. While in the Void, he met the Elder Gods, in whom he had never believed, and forever became changed from what he saw. He also witnessed Raiden’s sacrifice and Onaga’s dominance beginning to unfold. The Elder Gods were aware of his presence and enhanced his mortal and supernatural abilities, making him nearly invincible as the Champion of the Elder Gods. The Elder Gods gave him a new mission, to seek and destroy Onaga before he unmade the realms. For the first time in his life, Ashida Kim descended from the heavens and back into Outworld, where his mission began. And this time, the realms’ survival may depend on his success.

That’s pretty hardcore, and I’d say that it would almost be a waste not to paste it to the AK forums. You might have to post it a few times through as they delete it and ban your various IPs.

It wasn’t a lot of work. All I did was paste mortal kombat scorpion’s bio into a word document then replace text “Scorpion” with “Ashida Kim.” I’ve been pulling the same stunt with chucknorrisfacts.com and Draven Azropht.

How the hell do I get around an IP ban, anyway?

Uh, PM incoming I guess.

Thanks!

Fack, it’s already been deleted.

Fack, it’s already been deleted.

Tell me about it. For a ninja mook the man has first rate moderators. Any chance of a PM re IP block undoing.

I dunno about that - sometimes shit stays there for a while.

dunno about that - sometimes shit stays there for a while.

I must have been too obvious in my trolling :happy9:

Did anyone read his 10,000 challenge. Woooooow. He’s a “professional fighter”.

Put that in the search box and read the threads on Bullshido.

I’m guessing you’re new.

I’m guessing you’re a god damned retard who can’t make out sarcasm for shit.

:laughing4
The RETARD would be the one who doesn’t know that pple form this site took up his $10,000 challenge and watched Ashida skrim out of it.

Whaaaa, I wanna e-mail him about it, see what he says…prolly some lame shit like “Ninjas are the universe, to fight you would be to fight myself”
-Ashitty Kim