Team Takeover Zombies

Team Takeover Zombies are a new breed of ‘mma Fans’

Here are the rules ALL Team Takeover Zombies must abide by. No exceptions

  1. Disrespect Anyone, Anything or Anybody who is in any way associated with Zuffa

  2. Act like a superior to Any fan who likes to View UFC and considers it to be the Most talent rich organisation

  3. Have an over whelming love that you cant hide for Sergei Kharitanov for no real reason

  4. Pretend to be a Badass and act pissed off at all times

  5. Whatever Bloodstain says is gospel

  6. MMA live’s majority of programming being aimed at the UFC isnt to draw a more casual audience into a great, growing sport that is still in need of casual fans or even anything to do with UFC being the biggest organisation. NO, MMA live’s majority of programming being aimed at the UFC, IS becuse they are on ZUFFA’s payroll and are a corrupt corpiration and money hungry.

Inside MMA is where the real journalism takes place. With its lack of any quality ZUFFA fight tape and 2nd rate panel show format/presenters

Behold these are the rules that all Team Takeover Zombies MUST abide!

Bozos

A man named Bosco Saint drilled a hole into my eye and sucked out all the fluids with a straw.

Watch out for him.

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