tai gip.... is a NINJA MASTA!

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so the other day tai gip sends me a PM calling me a dick. I send one back calling him an imbecile and asking how his bike fu was going. he said fine, and asked if i lived near any bike tracks because he could use the practice. (or something along those lines, i deleted my PM’s) So, skipping the foreplay, I tell him where and when I train, and that if he ever grows the required pubic hair to get a passport and come to NZ he is free to come over and visit me. he then sends me this absolute gem, which I have to share-

originally posted by tai gip the retarded
i tell you what brother… you train for 20 odd years average three classes per week including spending five years where all you do all day everyday is train in martial arts, you wear leg weights and wrist weights all day while training and you fight every instructor you can and beat them , then go to some website full of little punks who think they are tough and when you see the throwdown videos they look like guys who have about a years experiance and put up with them giving you shit because they think they are tough…pull your head out your arse dickhead…
tell you what cause the guy who was going to prove i was lying 2 or so months ago never replied after i gave him an e-mail address and a website to check you could take that as a hint or ask yourself…

I love the bit about wearing wrist weights all day. bring it on, you filthy arthritic fucker.

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So now what ?

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Hmm…
I’m curious about what website he’s referring to.

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i doubt anything will actually happen since
a) tai gip is a pathetic retard
b) I dont have money to spare for a 5 minute visit to aussie (make that 1 hr and 5 minutes if i meet up with tai gips mum)
c) tai gip has neither the nounce or the know how to find the airport

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actually, I contacted that guy he asked me too several times via email, via the website submission form, and even attempted to get a letter across. I never got a single reply.

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Somebody mind explaining this “wheelie” shit?

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tai-gip once defeated 30 people with a well-placed wheelie from his BMX.

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this wheelie stuff grew out of me saying simply how i rode over someone once on a mountain bike by wheeling them in the back knocking them down and simply ridding over them …didnt have anything to do with martial arts prowess just a dumb thing i did when i was younger

the website is http://www.qianlidao.com/?iACTION=sifu&iPROCESS=&iSECTION=iframe
my First name is Ben but i would appreciate out of common curtisy that my full name is not displayed on these forums… should Dana choose to vouch for me he can back up my training in the Wing Chun, my beating of the instructors whos schools i attended in melbourne including a Short attack by William Cheung and sparring Williams brother David…as well as a general opinion of my skill level as of hmmm maybe 6 years ago
Ikken you do realise pm stands for “personal message”

And i won the Australian full contact kung fu championships in the under 62 kilo class when i was 18 or 19. (bullshit tournement anyway only had to beat 4 people in the day)
Truth is i did train a lot… yeh my left knee actualy does hurt when im just sitting there like a pulsing ache. my wrists click when i roll then and i have lumps on the edges of my hands from hitting the wooden dummy to hard with a khan sao…
but im not going around this site acting like im tough…ive been through that not that having been through it means im any better…
this is realy pointless on my part isnt it… cause most of you are realy insecure individuals with little skill who probably got picked on before they did ma… and wont let the fear go… or take a step forward to just ignore the need to fight and improve yourselves…wich by the way would make you a hell of a lot better if you ever did have to fight

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oh and tai-gip is not a ninja though he has looked at a couple of classes
and the thirty people things is because i said i got jumped by thirty people basicaly because i rode over that guy…i dint say i used dragonballs or real ultimate power just that i was jumped one friend tried to help out, he ended up with a dislocated jaw and i got a bruise on my face and a couple of bruises on my back from being in a kinda sitting fetal position on a park bench… i was realy lucky…
some how the above mentioned insecure idiots decided that i was threatening them with my realy power ??? or full of shit so they decided to say i was full of shit and the thing is i never said i was badass or anything…
truth is Ikken i can honestly handle myself quit well … i pity the fool who would ever attempt to harm my gf… for myself ive been knocked to the ground and smacked around a couple of times cause i dont fight back…reason is because i am actualy worried i will hurt someone… as a kid i was not a good person…im trying real hard to be one now real hard… i dont contact spar i avoid fights whenever possible… and i give into others (within reason, you have to draw a line somewhere) because it just dosnt matter, i know within myself the reality of any situation i am in and thats all that matters … to be honest i happen to know its possible to move faster than your shadow when shadow boxing… i think its an easy normal thing everyone should be able to do but everyone else says its impossible or gives me some bullshit about how tripped out i am…try it yourself but if you cant…back up

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Originally posted by tai-gip
[B]this wheelie stuff grew out of me saying simply how i rode over someone once on a mountain bike by wheeling them in the back knocking them down and simply ridding over them …didnt have anything to do with martial arts prowess just a dumb thing i did when i was younger

lolgasm. I never actually read the thread where you let this secret of the ages out. What happened afterwards?

the website is http://www.qianlidao.com/?iACTION=sifu&iPROCESS=&iSECTION=iframe
my First name is Ben but i would appreciate out of common curtisy that my full name is not displayed on these forums…
your generic wing chun website. doesnt even mention you though.

should Dana choose to vouch for me he can back up my training in the Wing Chun, my beating of the instructors whos schools i attended in melbourne including a Short attack by William Cheung and sparring Williams brother David…as well as a general opinion of my skill level as of hmmm maybe 6 years ago
because we ALL know how well cheung can fight. He probably didnt even have to take his slippers off.

Ikken you do realise pm stands for “personal message”
do you understand what “now fuck off out of my PM box” means? it means I didnt want to talk to you anymore, I had spent my load, rolled over and gone to sleep. you kept pestering me for a cuddle so instead i… ok this analogy got lost in the translation somehow.

And i won the Australian full contact kung fu championships in the under 62 kilo class when i was 18 or 19. (bullshit tournement anyway only had to beat 4 people in the day)
so you won a tourney that didnt count for shit against 4 people… woohoo.

Truth is i did train a lot… yeh my left knee actualy does hurt when im just sitting there like a pulsing ache. my wrists click when i roll then and i have lumps on the edges of my hands from hitting the wooden dummy to hard with a khan sao…
but im not going around this site acting like im tough…ive been through that not that having been through it means im any better…
yeah you’re a fucking champ. shame I dont care.

this is realy pointless on my part isnt it… cause most of you are realy insecure individuals with little skill who probably got picked on before they did ma… and wont let the fear go… or take a step forward to just ignore the need to fight and improve yourselves…wich by the way would make you a hell of a lot better if you ever did have to fight [/B]
die. and then eat your own shit.

edit- woah. just saw your new post. (half an hour later yes, someone has to cook the dinner) normally i wouldnt bother, but i love arguing/making fun and this is too good to pass up.

and the thirty people things is because i said i got jumped by thirty people basicaly because i rode over that guy…i dint say i used dragonballs or real ultimate power just that i was jumped one friend tried to help out, he ended up with a dislocated jaw and i got a bruise on my face and a couple of bruises on my back from being in a kinda sitting fetal position on a park bench… i was realy lucky…
thanks for clearing that up, but why did you not just ride off? and what led to you running someone over anyway (which is a pretty fucking dangerous thing to do, im not surprised they beat your ass)

truth is Ikken i can honestly handle myself quit well … i pity the fool who would ever attempt to harm my gf…
um… ok?
for myself ive been knocked to the ground and smacked around a couple of times cause i dont fight back…reason is because i am actualy worried i will hurt someone… as a kid i was not a good person…im trying real hard to be one now real hard… i dont contact spar i avoid fights whenever possible… and i give into others (within reason, you have to draw a line somewhere) because it just dosnt matter, i know within myself the reality of any situation i am in and thats all that matters …
so wait- you have no problem with running someone over with a bike, but you dont like to fight?
to be honest i happen to know its possible to move faster than your shadow when shadow boxing… i think its an easy normal thing everyone should be able to do but everyone else says its impossible or gives me some bullshit about how tripped out i am…try it yourself but if you cant…back up
woah. back that crazy train right the fuck up. you’re telling me, oh master of sparring in a non live manner, that if i cant move faster than my shadow I cant beat you?

ok fair enough.

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Ikken seriously how the hell out of that do you get the message i think im good ???
and of course the site dosnt mention me its Dana’s school after he broke away from William… ive never trained there but he was my main instructor when i was learning in the city…

and how tough do you think you are ??? everyone acts like you do on this site all tough and mucho and abusing people…you tell me exactly what the fuck it realy means ???
cause all it shows is your weakness… mr humble and so secure with yourself
and forgive me if i dont either die or eat my own shit

edit cause you edited yours

i used to spar every day… also i used to go home have 3 pipes and train to music for a couple of hours armed and unarmed evernight… do you have any friends who are like obsessed ?? thats what i was. When i slept i would dream i was training and come up with new moves. ma was all i did everyday then i met my gf and started to mellow out. seriously Ikken im not here to be tougher than anyone i just like martial arts…

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Originally posted by tai-gip
[B]Ikken seriously how the hell out of that do you get the message i think im good ???

truth is Ikken i can honestly handle myself quit well … i pity the fool who would ever attempt to harm my gf…

and how tough do you think you are ??? everyone acts like you do on this site all tough and mucho and abusing people…you tell me exactly what the fuck it realy means ???
cause all it shows is your weakness… mr humble and so secure with yourself
and forgive me if i dont either die or eat my own shit [/B]

ok, ill admit it. sometimes I can be a LITTLE bit condescending. I have even been accused of being cocky. but I’m not the one spinning the shit stories. dont suppose you have a video of yourself moving faster than your shadow?

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na no video… i was going to do one but thought it would be more trouble than it was worth…

hard to show someone to… friend at work into bjj asked the same thing so i threw 5 punches at him … he said i only did two… so i slowed it down a bit and hit him carefully 5 times… he said “ok you could be speaking the truth” im not saying this to be good but cause if everyone stopped being afraid and thinking it was all about fighting they could do it to …like nike just do it… Ikken why dont you just try it… and of course you will be able to see your punches though when i first started i couldnt… have someone else watch when youve tried a couple of times and see if they can count all your punches then take it from their… The human body is just a vehicle controlled by the mind… you should be able to kick that fast to

i can move fast but i dont have realy good control yet…
im sure happy to pop into a class in melbourne and have a play with someone in a non confrontational exchange of knowledge sort of format

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Man this is cool.

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yep. we have in fact found a real life ninja. and, he lives in aussie- who’d a thunk it!

and tai gip- i can punch faster than someone else can count too. not hard. now, can you do it against someone and knock them out? or will they just stand there and go “WTF” then kick you in the face?

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well you cant say i didnt try
can you say the same Ikken ?? have you tried it …
and i cant vanish in a smoke bomb while doing it…
ohhh and yeh usualy i get kicked in the face

im not suggesting you have your semi blind nanna try to count but someone who has ma experiance themselves…

the faster an object moves the more force it has… and what does it matter if i can or cant knock someone out with it… your the fighter not me… but you tell me if you could move three times faster at least than you do now do you think it would be softer or harder

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look, this is easily resolved. you are trying to prove something, despite there being no proof available except for your own deranged rantings. if you want me to believe you, show us a clip of you doing your lightning punches. simple fact is, if its so easy, why arent pro boxers taking advantage of whatever it is exactly that you are trying to sell me?

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Thanks for my new sig.

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im not asking for blind belief… im asking you to actualy try it for yourself with an open mind…
and how should i know why everyone dosnt do it maybe they all think like you…
try it but you have to try it seeing it as possible then it becomes not a try just a doooo
like the little green dude says “do or do not there is not try”

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well yes you ARE asking for blind belief. I dont believe you, and as I imagine this is one of those things that have to believe in to work (like god or the easter bunny) you will HAVE to show me. so put up or shut the fuck up.