streetfights

how many streetfights haf u been in my record is 19-1 the nigga suckerpunched me

200-0. I was the nigga what suckerpunched you.

Bolocks you were, I’m the nigga that did it.

Someone just get rid of this troll.

shut ur mout u filthy irish pig

Diddly-aye motherfucker.

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Die, kthxbai

LOLerific.

Fuck you tard.

Actually, you’re 19-20, because I just beat down your soul 19 bloody times on the mean streets of the astral fucking plane.

Additionally, last night I went to the zoo and strangled an elephant for looking at me funny.

Beat that.

500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are. /gravely tough guy voice

(note: Kopplmen, Levine, you appear to have peaked with Rounders. Write something good again. No more things like this.)

i never got to play the first one much but i played the second one a lot. i used guile most of the time so i was able to win most of the fights using the bugs in the game like the ‘invisible throw’ and the ‘handcuffs’. it was cheap but i didn’t have a lot of quarters and wanted to keep playing.

If you can count the streetfights your in you haven’t been in many streetfights. Wait this is a troll nevermind.

I’m undefeated as Dhalsim.

Dhalism is for people who like cheap shots. They made that guy too powerful.

Hey dipshit.

does it count as a street fight if i brought a gun?

Was there lava?

Greatest combo ever, long double punch so they have to jump immediaitely followed by long highkick to catch them in the air. Then all you have to do from there is keep sending yoga fires timed just perfectly until you get the KO. I’ve gotten in real fist fights over that.