Ok so there is a kid(im 15, he’s 15) who is determined to fight me…
This all started over a stupid comment i made about him about 2 weeks ago. I want to fight him and hopefully kick his ass so ill never have to hear from him again. I have only 1 week of BJJ training, I know how to properly punch and can throw a gnarly (Yes i said gnarly) leg kick and can keep pretty cool in stressful situations. Any tactics i could use to get the upper hand?.. No nut shots, “Dont fight him” (There is no way i can avoid him or confrontation).
Don’t kick, hell don’t even punch. Rush him, shoot a double-leg & score the takedown and then either ground & pound till he rolls over and gives up the RNC or hit the arm triangle from the top.
It’s quite basic and should probably do the trick.
Be sure to have a friend film it and post the video so I can critique your technique and award you stripes for your accomplishments.
Well that was my original gameplan… Rush, Takedown, pound the shit out of him even if he gives me his back. Supposedly he has wrestling background but from when i’ve seen while he screw around with his friends(rolling around, “wrestling”), its complete bullshit.
Work out a time to fight. Leading up to that time, sneak up on him and wait until he turns around, stare him in the eyes and say, “you’re fucked, cunt”. Do this several times before the fight. If he shows, do what C0WB0Y said.
Intimidation with the added benefit of being on his back at all times. Making it appear as though you are always on his tail will guarantee he desists after the fight. You, however, do not. Continue campaign of terror for as long as you can after the fight.
I have found when I was 15 a lot of people talk about wanting to fight and that most don’t show up when it comes down to the time. If he does show up rush the bastard.
IMHO if you said the shit two weeks ago and he hasn’t fought you yet, he probably doesn’t intend to. Just talking tough in front of his friends.
If it comes to a head, it sounds like you’d be better off just hitting him. If he starts off half-arsed with shitty wrestling you sould be able to win if you go all out straight away. This advice is based on you having told the full story. Actual results may vary depending on differences between your story and reality.
How about this:
He comes close to intimidate you and start a fight. You pull back and pretend to be very scared and reluctant to fight. When he comes close and IF he continues to be agressive you punch him in the throat.
joubuna “Im totally down for intimidation before the fight, but im not down for the whole bullying aspect after i prove my point and kick his ass.”
Good for you. I agree totally. As far as I’m concerned, after a fight, the slate is wiped clean and the guy’s future actions will determine my attitude towards him.
My advice?
At 15 technique is less important than the amount of “fight in the dog”. In my experience the winners of school fights were typically determined by who was the most determined, the mentally strongest and/or pissed off. I had some school fights where I got pounded pretty bad at the start but hung in there and had the guy begging me not to hit him anymore at the end. Conversely, I also had some fights where I mentally threw in the towel, which in retrospect, I could have won. I highly regretted those.
Just remember, neither of you probably have the strength to seriously hurt the other (unless you dump the guy on his head onto cement or something) so suck down the fear and go for it like it was your last fight.
cross your fingers that nobody puts it on youtube
because all of these things can put you in more trouble than just having a black eye and bruised pride.
if you have a week of BJJ training, then you probably have 3 hours of mat time. you might as well have not had any training at all at this point, as far as getting into street fights goes.
two weeks of shit talk = he doesn’t really want to fight you. accept this as your victory for now.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, street fighting is like staring at your own dick while you jack off; not much good can come from it, but a whole lot of bad can.
STBA “cross your fingers that nobody puts it on youtube”
Um, that’s true, I never thought of that. When I was at school we never had that problem. Worst that could happen was a caning. Nowadays we could be talking lawyers and court. Maybe its not such a great idea.
Right you need to follow him home after school using stealth (like a ninja) find out where he lives, then watch and wait for him to leave, then go sex his moms, and you’ll be his new step daddy, and if he still wants to fight you, shit just ground that muthafucka for a couple weeks.
btw make sure that he’s refers to you as uncle deuce
Say to your opponent that you will fight under pankration rules, not the pussy-ass pancrase in which Bas Rutten became famous, but the 2500 year old MMA style of the Spartan Hoplites.
Say that this is the only style in which real men fight!
At the moment of the fight strip out of all your clothes, make a warface towards your opponent and yell out the top of your lungs: “LETS GO GREEK!”.
[quote=JoubuNa;2446946]Ok so there is a kid(im 15, he’s 15) who is determined to fight me…
This all started over a stupid comment i made about him about 2 weeks ago. I want to fight him and hopefully kick his ass so ill never have to hear from him again. I have only 1 week of BJJ training, I know how to properly punch and can throw a gnarly (Yes i said gnarly) leg kick and can keep pretty cool in stressful situations. Any tactics i could use to get the upper hand?.. No nut shots, “Dont fight him” (There is no way i can avoid him or confrontation).
Easy to remember on the spot tips please.[/quote]
Wait until he goes for a piss, then follow him into the mens’ room and trip him up at the urinal (mid-stream). Then be all like ‘har har har u pissed ur pants’.
[quote=Meex;2446983]When he shows up, apologize for being a d*ck,
then hug him and wish him well. This will show
that you are a man.
Then, walk over to his girl, take her in your arms
and slip her the tongue. This will show her who
she should be with.
Walk off into the sunset.
[Don’t forget to whistle your theme music as you walk away!][/quote]
Briliant! At least the first part…
Now you DID start this? Right? Why don’t you just say, “I was out of line. Sorry.” I can hear the OP saying, “But then I’d look chicken.” But as one of my instructors said years ago, “It takes more guts to walk away from a fight than to bust the guy’s nose.”
Or, “I’d be happy to fight you but why don’t we do it at the gym, on mats, with a ref, so it’s a fair fight (and hopefully no one gets injured - curb stomp! Curb Stomp!!) ?”
Bobby Bare
The hulk of a man with a beer in his hand he looked like a drunk old fool
And I knew if I hit him right why I could knock him off of that stool
But everybody they said watch out hey that’s the Tiger Man McCool
He’s had the whole lotta fights and he’s always come out winner yeah he’s a winner
But I had myself about five too many and I walked up tall and proud
I faced his back and I faced the fact that he had never stooped or bowed
I said Tiger Man you’re a pussycat and a hush fell on the crowd
I said let’s you and me go outside and see who’s the winner
Well he gripped the bar with one big hairy hand then he braced against the wall
He slowly looked up from his beer my God that man was tall
He said boy I see you’re a scrapper so just before you fall
I’m gonna tell you just a little bout what it means to be a winner
He said now you see these bright white smilin’ teeth you know they ain’t my own
Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
But I left that person cursin’ nursin’ seven broken bones
And he only broke ah three of mine that makes me the winner
He said now behind this grin I got a steel pin that holds my jaw in place
A trophy of my most successful motorcycle race
And each morning when I wake and touch this scar across my face
It reminds me of all I got by bein’ a winner
Now this broken back was the dyin’ act of a handsome Harry Clay
That sticky Cincinnati night I stole his wife away
But that woman she gets uglier and she gets meaner every day
But I got her boy that’s what makes me a winner
He said you gotta speak loud when you challenge me son cause it’s hard for me to hear
With this twisted neck and these migraine pains and this big ole cauliflower ear
And if it wadn’t for this glass eye of mine why I’d shed a happy tear
To think of all that you gonna get by bein’ a winner
I got arthritic elbows boy I got dislocated knees
From pickin’ fights with thunderstorms and chargin’ into trees
And my nose been broke so often I might lose if I sneeze
And son you say you still wanna be a winner
Now you remind me a lotta my younger days with your knuckles a clenchin’ white
But boy I’m gonna sit right here and sip this beer all night
And if there’s somethin’ that you gotta gain to prove by winnin’ some silly fight
Well okay I quit I lose you’re the winner
So I stumbled from that barroom not so tall and not so proud
And behind me I still hear the hoots of laughter of the crowd
But my eyes still see and my nose still works and my teeth’re still in my mouth
And you know I guess that makes me the winner