Stink Powers in BJJ

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Forget Chi powers!

there are students in my BJJ class that can put you in a world of trouble by their ability to sweat.

One guy is a freakin stink machine.

  • this is not fun when your trying to close every gap between you and the guy!

another guy is a master of body secretion.

  • Im talkin sweat from is face is dropping and smearing on my face.

I gotta say that this is an advantage for the stinky ones.

for me as a noob in BJJ, it is hard as hell for me to get that arm-bar when the guy can just slip right out.

any help/criticism?

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Hide sponges on your body and wear noseplugs?

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I’ve actually wondered about this as a strategy for matches.
Just eat an assload of garlic before a match, and blast it into your opponent’s face.

Can’t hurt.

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Or spray yourself with something smelly before a tournament.

PL

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what about the armbar slippage?

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Fuck you. I am that guy.

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Make this thread again without all the bullshit. If you wanna know how to do a no gi armbar, ask in technique, minus the nonsense, and I’ll move THAT to trollshido because we’re not here to tell you how to grapple.

Edit: general BS will do I suppose, but this is a dumb thread.

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the words screw you come to mind

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oh no no no,

im sorry.

its FUCK you

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Thank you for clarifying.

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I love to take mount and put my hand over some MMA-wannabee-kids nose and eyes so he has to gasp for breath. It is just at that moment that I aim a drop of sweat off my nose to land right in his mouth.

There are really the moments I live for in BJJ.

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yrkoon your a stinky guy?

do u sweat lot?

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fuk U i am THAT guy

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And people were critisizing me for saying this KID shouldn’t be teaching kid’s classes…

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what? make a point

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I’ll make a point: You’re spraying stupid all over. If there’s a guy with a serious hygenie problem, tell him, plain english, as nicely as possible, when the two of you are alone.

Otherwise, suck it the fuck up.

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Ok, back to trollshido.

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Only the sweatiest stinkiest men can become experts in BJJ/MMA. It gives them super powers.

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THIS THREAD ROCKS AND YOU KNOW IT!

JUST CUZ IT ROCKS DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT UNROCK!

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YOU UNROCKING WANTING BASTARD