I know distance may separate us physically, but you will always be in my heart.
My carrier pigeons have been crashing into your glass wall you’ve built around your heart, and are coming back to me here in Canada with large medical bills.
OMG BAN!!1!
TC/IP over carrier pigeon?
perhaps all your pigeons are carriers of the avarian tB?
try astral projection.
Smoke signals?
Bat signal
wireless pigeons?
Wired pigeons are funnier.
chi blast?