Spunk on a...

Okay this may well be the most stupid thread of all time, but it can be very funny.

Back when I was in college there was a group of us sitting around under the influence of various substances, and we started this word game.

It is kind of a rhyming game, but the term “spunk on a”…

The idea is this is start the statement with a 5 to 7 syllables set up followed by spunk on a ______. and the word would rhyme with spunk.

I will give two examples to get the ball rolling.

I went out in the forest and…
spunked on a skunk.

I went down to skid row to…
spunk on a drunk.

This is fucking retarded.

That says all that needs to be said.