SoulMechanic, back in business

Sup Bullies, it’s been a while. Between getting a new job, and hit by a car in a hit and run situation, only to then take two bullets in the thighs while protecting myself and my car/wallet from a would be thief;
Legs are fine now, just a couple shots that went in and out. Bullets missed the bones and arteries(thank you Jesus.) I will tell you it hurts like nobodys business and do not recomend recomend going through it yourself.

Looking forward to getting my training back into gear now my body is doing better. Missed you guys, and especially missed being the official taste maker of the Most beautiful women in the world threads. So to my old school bullies the Boner Jamz will be back and bigger then ever. If interested, anybody wanna see what a .40 cal can do to a mans thighs at close range?

So hit dooz, and if so inclined poor out a little of your Boones farm for your hommie you bitches.

holy shit dude you’ve got to write a little more about that.

Damn, dude. Welcome back, glad you’re still kickin’.

Great to see you back on-line…need to tell that story though.

Welcome back SoulMechanic,

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Thanks my bromosexuals. I will do a full write up with pictures tonight. Boy you gonna love the pictures. Oh and I have never asked for anything on this stupid website. But I really think that there should be a I have been shot tag. To my logic that equates to a blackbelt in Survival Fu.

Fixed

WTF! I guess i’m new enough I didn’t know you from before, but yeah, +1 on the I got got shot tag! Looking forward to hearing more about this incident!

So long as you didn’t get shot in your Boner-Jamzz-finder, we should be alright.

Mystery! You’re back!

You got shot in San Diego? Where the hell were you…El Cajon? Chula Juana?

How about a “BULLSEYE” tag. for SoulMechanic

Welcome back, bro.

Place hasn’t been the same, boner-wise, without you.

Or is that broner?

I don’t know.

And I think the tag should read “Amateur Bullet Catcher.”

Looking forward to the story.

Picks are going to be emailed to me tonight and I will do a full right up and post the bullet holes. I like your tag ideas guys. Who do I gotta talk to to make this happen? Phrost, I have never commented on your threads or brown nosed you like some of the douches around here but I am asking for that tag. I think fighting off an attacker with some of my martial art skills and getting and knocking his hand down so that he shot me in the legs when he was clearly going for the chest is worthy. But I think I need to prove this with the pics. You guys will love these.

Also, thanks for the kind words guys, its good to be back.

Haha, i remember this!

I called this guy while I was driving, and almost crashed my car because of it!

[quote=SoulMechanic;2169403]Picks are going to be emailed to me tonight and I will do a full right up and post the bullet holes. I like your tag ideas guys. Who do I gotta talk to to make this happen? Phrost, I have never commented on your threads or brown nosed you like some of the douches around here but I am asking for that tag. I think fighting off an attacker with some of my martial art skills and getting and knocking his hand down so that he shot me in the legs when he was clearly going for the chest is worthy. But I think I need to prove this with the pics. You guys will love these.

Also, thanks for the kind words guys, its good to be back.[/quote]

You’re the official first recipient of the purple BULLetholes for excellence in stopping lead.

Thanks Johnny you fucking rock man. Made my fucking day! Purple BULLethole tag will look really nice when I get my BJJ purple belt tag(that aint happening soon BTW.) Good shit man, good shit.

ps. Moose stop fucking calling me while driving. This kid was like “sup dude, what you been doing?”

SM “oh not much, got hit by a car that didnt stop for a stop sign in a hit and run while jogging across the street(yellow ford focus, brown haired woman. Keep a look out S.D. bullies) oh and I also got shot once in both legs.”

Moose, “so like what, WHAT shot. shit. almost hit a car. ehhhhh I gotta go.”

Dumbass

Jesus christ dude, you got shot? I hope you broke the dude’s face.

[quote=SoulMechanic;2169505]Thanks Johnny you fucking rock man. Made my fucking day! Purple BULLethole tag will look really nice when I get my BJJ purple belt tag(that aint happening soon BTW.) Good shit man, good shit.

ps. Moose stop fucking calling me while driving. This kid was like “sup dude, what you been doing?”

SM “oh not much, got hit by a car that didnt stop for a stop sign in a hit and run while jogging across the street(yellow ford focus, brown haired woman. Keep a look out S.D. bullies) oh and I also got shot once in both legs.”

Moose, “so like what, WHAT shot. shit. almost hit a car. ehhhhh I gotta go.”

Dumbass[/quote]

Thank phrost he made them and put them on your profile.

I am curious to see the pics, I won’t say I “want” too but I’m fascinated.

[quote=SoulMechanic;2169505]Thanks Johnny you fucking rock man. Made my fucking day! Purple BULLethole tag will look really nice when I get my BJJ purple belt tag(that aint happening soon BTW.) Good shit man, good shit.

ps. Moose stop fucking calling me while driving. This kid was like “sup dude, what you been doing?”

SM “oh not much, got hit by a car that didnt stop for a stop sign in a hit and run while jogging across the street(yellow ford focus, brown haired woman. Keep a look out S.D. bullies) oh and I also got shot once in both legs.”

Moose, “so like what, WHAT shot. shit. almost hit a car. ehhhhh I gotta go.”

Dumbass[/quote]

In my defense, I was looking for advicez0rz

Love that tag! Spend several years working BJJ to get my Purple Belt…or…go get in a fight and a handfull of slugs to the legs… dunno man… that’s a cool ass tag…

I just stumbled upon this… Good to have you back in one piece (although with peep-holes)!

Mechanic, man, this is some crazy shit! Didn’t you make it into the news? As a European I expect everything similar happening in the States to be filmed neatly from police/news helicopters or something…