Imagine how strongly my heart beat when I got this exclusive offer (just for me!) in my otherwise quiet and boring daily Facebook ad injection (usually a mix of gifts for her, sleep apnea products, Jeep ads, and the occasional nerd/comic/anime thing).
I can sign up to be one of the lucky ambassadors of Sorudo! which (other than sounding like a Japanese puzzle game) from what I can tell is some sort of eastern European mix of Krav Maga, Systema, highly suspect knife fighting, and totally realistic* reality based self defense instruction complete with thick, meaty Slavic accents. That’s how you know it’s real.
*not
