May I introduce The Man Pillow!!!
Isn’t that great? I always think of things to improve fellow forum member’s lives!!!
Haha it’s not even a full torso.
It might need batteries also.
That is fucking sad. You’d think a vibrator would do.
That’s completely fucking hilarious. I can’t articulate how hilarious that is. I guess what makes it the MOST hilarious is the idea of someone ordering it or walking into a store and actually having to look another human being in the eyes as you purchase it. Holy shit.
That’s what internet shopping is all about. 
“Wait, who ordered these?!?!? The kids must be fooling around again! Ok, where do I sign for it again?”
http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/unholyvid/unholyvid_high.asf
Not surprising coming from the Japanese. Is there a demand for this crap???
DOUBLE-YEW TEE EHFF