Hi guys,
I am making up my own style.
Combing the best bits of JKD TKD STFU and WTFAYGTDAIA (Whatthefuckareyougoingtodoaboutitneway)
But I’ve got some rudimentary questions to ask be4 we get into the real deal.
Like is this ninjitsu freestylee really allowed?
Will it get me in trouble with the police?
And what will my other half think??
Please help me out guys. I’ve nowhere left to turn!!!
:qright1:
you could try
You could try a good chiropodist maybe?? Just an idea!
we also do this stuff in KT/AkD
We also do blocks in WadoRyu karate, and take downs in Aikido.
For a basic punch block try moving your hand and wrist in a circular motion. Remember the WRIST is the weak point of the grip!
Also for a throw try the rugby tackle shoulder barge takedown! This is a good way of obliterating your enemies!
I hope this has helped.
:qleft1:
First: Go to the local police station to get your hands registered as Deadly Weapons.
Secondly: do some really bad research and invent a fake lineage for it, you will need ideally to pin it down to one man, who, for national security reasons can not be named, or make him dead or something.
Thirdly: Invent a syllabus using as many different techniques from totally different arts as possible and get them confused.
Fourth: Do the same with a ranking system, issue sashes, but call them dans, and for higher levels mix sifu and sensei and shihan and sufi up into a ranking system
I think thats a good start.
Good luck.
[quote=Yoj;2149757]First: Go to the local police station to get your hands registered as Deadly Weapons.
Secondly: do some really bad research and invent a fake lineage for it, you will need ideally to pin it down to one man, who, for national security reasons can not be named, or make him dead or something.
Thirdly: Invent a syllabus using as many different techniques from totally different arts as possible and get them confused.
Fourth: Do the same with a ranking system, issue sashes, but call them dans, and for higher levels mix sifu and sensei and shihan and sufi up into a ranking system
I think thats a good start.
Good luck.[/quote]
BRILLIANT!!! :copdance:
Isn’t sufi a flavor of Islam??? 0_o
[quote=ninjaboj;2149741]We also do blocks in WadoRyu karate, and take downs in Aikido.
For a basic punch block try moving your hand and wrist in a circular motion. Remember the WRIST is the weak point of the grip!
Also for a throw try the rugby tackle shoulder barge takedown! This is a good way of obliterating your enemies!
I hope this has helped.
:qleft1:[/quote]
Excised from: Basic throws and punch defense. - Page 2 - No BS Martial Arts
Excised from: Fingernail damage while grappling - No BS Martial Arts
[quote=ninjaboj;2149741]We also do blocks in WadoRyu karate, and take downs in Aikido.
For a basic punch block try moving your hand and wrist in a circular motion. Remember the WRIST is the weak point of the grip!
Also for a throw try the rugby tackle shoulder barge takedown! This is a good way of obliterating your enemies!
I hope this has helped.
:qleft1:[/quote]
Try changing your stance. Having your head in your ass impedes your stability.
cheers then
Yoj you are a brother you know that?
And Tom C here we go again, relegated again.
Humiliated again. My poor old little ninja, ah what am I saying??
I will shredd your bones with a meat slicer PUNK!!!
:evil3:
well
Well I got banned from my local karate dojo today for being racist. THe BUGGERS!!! !!! !!!
We should respect the decision of your dojo and follow suit.
Snake
screw you snake!!!
As Snake Inc.'s legally appointed UK representative, I feel obliged to tell you to suck his balls and go back to whichever lemon party you were ejected from.
You’re the pussy from Derby, aren’t you?
Funny thing: no matter how racist I’ve been, I’ve never been banned from anywhere.
C’mon…what’s the REAL reason you got the boot?